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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by plutoblue11, Mar 24, 2008.

  1. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    That's easy, gay son. At least with a gay son, I wouldn't have to worry about a bunch of illegitimate bastards running around. Plus, you'd have a built-in interior decorator!
     
  2. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    But you're son would be a homo.

    That's so gay.
     
  3. SwoLy-D

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    Have them... doing what? :D

    WHOA. Seriously... that's a toughie... :(

    In one hand, you have a son and peeps might think you "passed" the gayness to him... on the other hand, you have a daughter whom peeps might think got "whoreish" from the wife you married, so SHE'll be thought of as a w****... damn... I'm still on the MEXICANLY-CONSTRUCTED FENCE on this one... jeez...
     
  4. Yaozer

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    1 Championship or 10 MVP awards?
     
  5. mlwoo

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    Don't bring the GARM in here.
     
  6. Yaozer

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    Why? I like the GARM. It's better than the secret styx forum.
     
  7. mlwoo

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    NOTHING is better than the secret STYX forum.
     
  8. moestavern19

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    Does it matter?
    either way, the fruit of your loins is taking the shaft on the regular.
     
  9. SwoLy-D

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    And other places, as well. :eek:
     
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    I'd rather have a whorish daughter myslef. Because with a gay son, you're gonna think there's something wrong with your genes. While if your daughter is a w****, you know she is making money for herself (unless your son becomes a gay p*rn star).

    Also, you can blame the society for you daughters whoreness, while you got no one to blame but yourself for your gay son.
     
  11. Royals Ego

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    i choose 'w****' daughter as well, but it's because i'm grossed out by anything gay related, such as the male judges on americas next top model... hip hop and gay does NOT mix...
     
  12. Rocketman95

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    Of course, that only matters if you believe that something's wrong with gay people. They're certainly different, but I don't subscribe to the theory that there is anything wrong with them.
     
  13. mlwoo

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    That is so gay.
     
  14. finalsbound

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    That's what I thought it'd be about. :eek:
     
  15. plutoblue11

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    On the gay son or w**** for daughter issue:

    I would take the gay son....because you could have other sons and it is not to say the the gay son can't have kids....if I could find a way to use blackmail or somehow force him to have kids with woman....then everything should be alright.

    You can't really help to w**** for daughter, you be related to everybody...I don't think want to be related to everybody and have bloody mess if have to give a way my inheritance......there would be a chance that my daughter has slept with other relatives, pretty much every guy on this hemisphere, a few girls, transgender man, Tommy Lee (if she's hot), Kid Rock, a number of rappers, and I don't wish to go on....because it is too embrassing, besides if she's being bump by other girls and transgender anyway ..... doesn't that make her gay anyway. So why bother.


    if anyone read the latest story about Obama being related to Pitt and Jolie being related to Clinton who is also related to Madonna, Celine Dion, and Alanis Morrisette. Obama is not only related to Pitt, but also...President Bush. And these are bloodlines....

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080325/ap_on_el_pr/candidates_genealogy/

    Somebody had be doing alot of whoring around.


    E) Death By Firing Squad (Electrocution or Lynching) O 300 consecutive viewings of every episode of Barney & Friends....you have to sit one around watch every episode 300 times without ever leaving.
     
  16. Plowman

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    Sophia Loren or Raquel Welch....in their prime

    Sophia... why? Besides the otherworldly beauty/sexualityclass,she has more going on upstairs and is very active (causes,olympics,femininity ) as opposed to just being part of the idle rich.
    In the dictionary next to the word woman, should be her picture.
    Much better actress too.
     

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