I know that flag burning is a controversial issue, but I thought we were all fairly clear on flag crapping on. Today, my wife and I were doing our grocery shopping, and we came across a display of diapers called "Little Patriot Diapers". They were diapers colored like an American flag. Now, I know that it is important to capitalize on the deaths of thousands of innocent people with crass commercialism at all times, but shouldn't there be a law against crap (and I mean that literally) like this? Please, help me to understand this one.
Man, there are so many ways to go with this one, I don't know where to start... This gives me a great idea, though...How about a diaper with a Utah Jazz logo on it? I don't even have kids, and I'd buy a package of those... Gotta start those Rockets fans early...
What principle should this law be based on? Flag desecration is legal and this "act" would be done in total privacy. Besides which, if that many people think its obscene or whatnot, then the product will not do well and be taken off the market.
We could put barf bags in airplanes that have the Jazz logo on them. Or...doggie pooper scoopers. Or...urinal discs.
WoW, Jazz diapers. Imagine if when you tittle one "went" thats when the Jazz logo would appeare. That would be high tech. ANd pretty funny
Talk to my little ones, will you?! You might want to consider developing a line of baby a$$wipes with the Jazz logo on them. You get to use 2 or 3 with every crappy diaper and at least 1 with even the wet-only ones! Rocky Mountain high.
