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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by fadeaway, Mar 19, 2008.

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  1. fadeaway

    fadeaway Member

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    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html

    A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

    The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

    The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

    Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.
     
    #1 fadeaway, Mar 19, 2008
  2. bladeage

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    That surgeon was a real *******.
     
    #2 bladeage, Mar 19, 2008
  3. peleincubus

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    i need to lose my leg like i need a new *******
     
    #3 peleincubus, Mar 19, 2008
  4. darkwarrior

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    He should get his license annulled.
     
    #4 darkwarrior, Mar 19, 2008
  5. Invisible Fan

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    On the bright side, the other patient with the runs can now run 100m dash under ten seconds.
     
    #5 Invisible Fan, Mar 19, 2008
  6. Zboy

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    Good trade for Kobe. A fresh Gasol will make all the difference.

    I don't know why she is suing though.
     
    #6 Zboy, Mar 19, 2008
  7. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    So she has two asses now and a bad leg?? :eek:
     
    #7 Deckard, Mar 19, 2008
  8. RunninRaven

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    She's lucky. New anuses cost an arm and a leg these days.
     
    #8 RunninRaven, Mar 19, 2008
  9. marks0223

    marks0223 2017 and 2022 World Series Champions
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    Hopefully Kaz Matsui doesn't have the same problem with his anus operation :D
     
    #9 marks0223, Mar 19, 2008
  10. Invisible Fan

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    This is just a convenient front for another virginity operation...
     
    #10 Invisible Fan, Mar 19, 2008
  11. TrailerMonkey

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    Well that certainly stinks. What a crappy situation to step into...
     
    #11 TrailerMonkey, Mar 19, 2008
  12. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    How embarrASSing.
     
    #12 VesceySux, Mar 19, 2008
  13. Two Sandwiches

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    There is nothing better than a new anus.
     
    #13 Two Sandwiches, Mar 19, 2008
  14. tigermission1

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    Y'all are a bunch of asses, I am asstonished by your lack of comp ass ion for this poor woman and your insistence on making her the butt of your jokes.
     
    #14 tigermission1, Mar 19, 2008
  15. moestavern19

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    :D

    well played sir, well played.
     
    #15 moestavern19, Mar 19, 2008
  16. lpbman

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    WTF?

    Gold material and you guys are laying eggs. Where is AB when you need him?
     
    #16 lpbman, Mar 19, 2008
  17. moestavern19

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    I say good luck getting any money.

    Most people who sue the hospitals get torn a new *******.
     
    #17 moestavern19, Mar 19, 2008
  18. bigballerj

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    She's lucky she's retired becuase she doesn't have worry about sexual harASSment.
     
    #18 bigballerj, Mar 19, 2008
  19. MLittle577

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    "Your ass is collapsing!"
     
    #19 MLittle577, Mar 19, 2008
  20. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Those doctors wouldn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

    At least she can tell her insurance where to stick it.
     
    #20 B-Bob, Mar 19, 2008
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