(I wish I could edit my posts) The Streakers with a graphic of (fill in your favorite player here) streaking down the court.
Clutch City II: Return of the Rockets ....soon to be made into a film directed by George Lucas starring: Chris Rock as Tracy Mcgrady Jackie Chan as Yao Ming Obama as Shane Battier Shaun Connery as Rick Adelman Good Idea: Someone needs to make a photoshop for this
A poster on one of the Spurs boards was calling us the "Red Juggernaut". Maybe other variations on red, such as "Red Dawn" or "Red Tide"?
If they don't do anything in the playoffs, people will just call them "that Rockets team that won **-in-a-row". If they do accomplish anything at all in the postseason without Yao, then they definitely need a nickname.
The Rick Gundies Man, we are resilient, fast on offense, and smothering on defense Is there anything in the universe that has all those properties? we're like an insect swarm - you can kill a few but it makes no difference You can't out run us and we'll smoother you The Red Plague!!!!
Fraud Artists. OR Con Men. On paper our team looks like crap without Yao. How did 19-0 happen? Can't explain it.