Baaaad Movies

Hostel 2. That was the worst movie I saw last year. Horrible, absolutely horrible.

I think Eli was smoking crack during the making of this one, he put no effort into it at all.

 

Another one - Domino. I know it's based on a true story, but the presentation was as convincing as the Saved By The Bell gang getting involved in international espionage while on vacation. Keira Knightly couldn't save this piece of ****.

(Coincidentally I met Ian Ziering when they were filming it in Vegas, only to see it a few years later in a Vegas movie theater...not even realizing that was the same movie.)

 

The Sicilian was an awesome book though, they could've made a blockbuster out of it in my opinion.

 

Darkness. that movie made no damn sense and no questions were answered. terrible movie.

 

Lord of the Rings.

 

Ok, serious question here: Can some of you explain your love for this movie?

I am not trying to be a jerk.. it's just that I have watched it a handful of times, trying to see anything in it that anyone could like, and I just don't see it. The only thing I can see when I watch it is layer upon layer of movie-making incompetence.

What is it that people have found about it to like?

(I have some theories, but I will keep them to myself until after I see what people who actually liked it have to say)

 

Timeline - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0300556/

How can a book this great that seems perfect for a Speilberg (like Jurassic Park) treatment end up with a turd of a movie like this???

 

"mac and me"

 

Any movie on the Sci-Fi channel. They have countless low budget crapfilms on all the time. Some that come to mind: Raptor island, The Human Shark, The Maneater, etc..... I watch them just for the laugh.

 

I question the manhood of any guy who didn't like Superbad.

 

I watched part of Raptor Island once. It was beyond bad.

 

Worst horror movies that I've seen:

1.White Noise... I watched the whole thing and still don't know what it's about
2.The Grudge... talk about corny..

 

Aeon Flux was the worst movie I've ever seen by far. It was complete garbage.

Another one I hated that I actually watched for the first time not to long ago was Artificial Intelligence. That movie went on forever, and I just kept expecting it to get better, but sadly it got worse and worse.

 

disagree. AI was ok.

 

I thought AI was good, and Minority Report was overrated, which at the time the critics had the reverse opinion. But I really liked AI.

 

According to IMDB's poll, it's the 3rd worst...only beat out by Zombie Nation (never heard of it) and Ben & Arthur (never heard of it)

 

Any Lord of the Rings. I'm sorry...the old books are great, but the movies had me drooling on myself in the theater. What a waste.


Cod

 

Of the movies I've seen...

Battlefield Earth was awful.
Hudson Hawk was craptacular.
Showgirls was terrible.
Batman & Robin was excrement squared.

But the one movie that truly takes the cake is... Wild Wild West, arguably the worst movie I've ever seen. Horrible plot, horrible dialogue, terrible effects, and possibly the worst chemistry ever in a movie (with the exception being Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman). What a God awful, miserable experience. Just thinking about the time I wasted watching that turd makes me angry and violent.

 

Thinking about Wild Wild West makes me smile because I immediately think about An Evening With Kevin Smith.

 

This takes the cake for me.



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