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Wow. Most tasteless joke I've heard in years...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BrianKagy, Jan 24, 2002.

  1. BrianKagy

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    A young couple is expecting a baby sometime in the Spring. Sure enough, April 1 comes around and the woman is in labor.

    They head to the hospital and into the delivery room. As the baby comes out, the doctor grabs it and flings it against the wall. Then the doctor picks the baby up by his feet and bangs the baby on the floor several times.

    The man looks at the doctor and says "What the ****!?!??! What are you doing?"

    The doctor says "April fools!!! Your baby was already dead."
     
    #1 BrianKagy, Jan 24, 2002
  2. R0ckets03

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    WTF?!?!?! Its completely tasteless,

    but still HILARIOUS! :D
     
    #2 R0ckets03, Jan 24, 2002
  3. Samurai Jack

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    your right, I'm sorry I read it.:(
     
    #3 Samurai Jack, Jan 24, 2002
  4. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    BK...stick to amp posts!:D
     
    #4 boomboom, Jan 24, 2002
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    ...and people call ME sick...

    Well, they're right, but that joke was wrong.
     
    #5 RocketMan Tex, Jan 24, 2002
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    :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
     
    #6 gettinbranded, Jan 24, 2002
  7. dylan

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    Someone once told me this, and this it's even more tasteless. In fact, I truly think it must be the most tasteless joke in the history of the world...


    q: What's 12 inches long and makes women cry all night long?


















    A: Crib death.
     
    #7 dylan, Jan 24, 2002
  8. Princess

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    It seems to harken back to those dead baby jokes I heard in middle schoo and high school in the mid '90's.

    I think they're all terrible.
     
    #8 Princess, Jan 24, 2002
  9. Vengeance

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    Holy cow -- who comes up with this crap?
     
    #9 Vengeance, Jan 24, 2002
  10. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    Yo mama's so fat, when I rolled over I was still on the B&*^^*.
     
    #10 Joe Joe, Jan 24, 2002
  11. Lil Pun

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    Boo!!!
     
    #11 Lil Pun, Jan 24, 2002
  12. moestavern19

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    You are so Dumb the only place you can get a job is at
    "Sofa Kingdom" (say it reaaaalllllly slow)
     
    #12 moestavern19, Jan 24, 2002
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    *mduke doesn't like this thread very much
     
    #13 mduke, Jan 24, 2002
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    Q. What's better than two eleven year olds?

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    A. Eleven two year olds.
     
    #14 fadeaway, Jan 24, 2002
  15. A-Train

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    A baby seal walks into a club...



    thank you, I'll be here all week...
     
    #15 A-Train, Jan 24, 2002
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    What's black and blue and deathly afraid of sex?







    The six-year old in my trunk.
     
    #16 KellyDwyer, Jan 24, 2002
  17. DREAMer

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    Tasteless jokes


    I do like the baby seal one, though

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    KellyDwyer,

    I don't get it.
     
    #17 DREAMer, Jan 24, 2002
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