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Erection Enhancers

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Realjad, Feb 22, 2008.

  1. thadeus

    thadeus Member

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    Well, I used to hit mine with a stick and yell "BAD PENIS! BAD PENIS!", but lately that only seems to encourage it.

    Also, people tend give you strange looks when you walk around carrying a stick that you use to hit your man-parts.

    So, I'm sorry, I cannot offer any helpful advice on this matter. But try the stick anyway.
     
  2. Jeffster

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    Are you married? If not, it's obviously God's way of telling you to stop having premarital sex.
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  3. ReD_1

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    WTF, man you should try an advice somewhere else on the net...
     
  4. Rockets2K

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    such embarrassment, I think I know what might help

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    there ya go...guaranteed softie-time.
     
  5. rimrocker

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    Probably stress. Try changing the routine. Do something different or do it at different times. The end of the night before bed is sometimes the worst time to try. Try semi-drowsy, just woke up on a Saturday morning sex and see if that doesn't get you back in the groove.

    Whatever you do, don't obsess over it. If you can masturbate without any problem, you've got nothing physical to worry about.

    And to all you guys who gave him a hard time with the puns, we need to stroke his ego and help him come out on top.
     
  6. Invisible Fan

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    No matter the outcome, you gotta give her props for sticking with you through thick and thin.
     
  7. plutoblue11

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    OP: It's actually not uncommon to have hard time for erection, people go through things in their lives that keeps them from enjoying nookie.

    1) I would probably see a doctor.

    2) I would try the nutritional stuff like Yohimbe, or products like Orexis, Viapro, Rize 2 Occasion, Maxoderm, or Vivaxa......see what happens.

    3) If the ones above don't work you can always shoot for Viagra or Cialis.

    4) You could take a break from life....I mean I know that's hard to do....but trust you feel better with less responsiblity sometimes.

    5) Try masturbating more...I know it sounds a bit odd....but it does have it's purpose
     
  8. meggoleggo

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    Niiiiice!


    Where the hell is this dude? The BBS demands an update! He better not be pulling an Almu! :mad:
     
  9. rocketsjudoka

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    Perhaps this is a sign he should have premarital sex with a different partner?

    Realjad this sound like a real problem that you need and your partner need to get a firm hold of and work out. Nothing is more important to a solid relationship and together you two can lick this problem.
     
  10. Invisible Fan

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    If stamina's not the issue, he should have premarital sex with different partners at the same time.
     
  11. Apollo Creed

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    Apparently that's the only thing that's going to get pulled...
     
  12. CharlieMurphy

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    BOY-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-OONG!
     
  13. Invisible Fan

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    Realjad is currently having problems logging in.



    ...I could go on all night.


    ....And please don't bring up Almu. We shouldn't put Clutch in the position of making a sticky over erection enhancers.
     
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  14. xcharged

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    He's probably having BBS inspired relations and i'm sure he's thanking all the guys and the few girls here for caring about his man junk.
     
  15. meggoleggo

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    if he wants to thank us, he can give us an update on his man junk! ;)
     
  16. famicom

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    Hmm what a slutty remark...:p

    Isn't realjad the guy who put up pictures of his a$s friends following Yao home and invading his house?
     
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    I got a Question relating to this topic

    Let's say your freaking (freak dancing) a girl. Are you not supposed to get erect? I mean do girls mind or don't mind if you get an erection while you're grinding on the dance floor?

    Any honest answer would be appreciated...


    Also what does it mean if a girl giggles and says something in her friends ear while that's going on?
     
  18. Rashmon

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    This is too funny for words, yet you are serious.

    Go ask your mom or sister if they would have a problem with a total stranger rubbing his erect penis on her while they are dancing.

    Or ask yourself the same question.
     
  19. Cohen

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    ... Zinc
     
  20. shastarocket

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    This thread is awesome!

    The best way to answer this question is with another question,

    Do you want a stranger's penis rubbing up on you?

    I think not! Ok Ok, truth of the matter is that most girls understand that its a reality in a situation like that, or else they wouldn't be on the dance floor, freak dancing. If they seriously had an issue, they could simply move away from you, or something....not that I would know....stop judging me!
     

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