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Why Dallas is Gay Thread

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mlwoo, Feb 22, 2008.

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  1. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    Vertical stripe abercrombie shirts
    Leather wristbands that aren't watches
    Frosted tips that are spiked
    Shiny, pointy elf shoes
    Ripped jeans


    Add.
     
    #1 mlwoo, Feb 22, 2008
  2. the futants

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    cleverly disguised "why should I move to dallas" thread...
     
    #2 the futants, Feb 22, 2008
  3. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Sounds like Midtown to me which, in all honestly, is like a mini-Dallas smack in the middle of Houston.
     
    #3 Rocketman95, Feb 22, 2008
  4. LegendZ3

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    #4 LegendZ3, Feb 22, 2008
  5. wakkoman

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    Because it is the home of the closet pole-smoking Dirk and the Mavs
     
    #5 wakkoman, Feb 22, 2008
  6. Rockets34Legend

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    I guess this might be appropriate here...

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    #6 Rockets34Legend, Feb 22, 2008
  7. SwoLy-D

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    $1 billion stadiums :rolleyes:
     
    #7 SwoLy-D, Feb 22, 2008
  8. Jeremiah

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    Dallas Women. Bad hair, lots of makeup, superficial:

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    Also, Dallas Drivers.
     
    #8 Jeremiah, Feb 22, 2008
  9. bladeage

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    "...because they like Coldplay."
     
    #9 bladeage, Feb 22, 2008
  10. finalsbound

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    edit: **** Derek. :(
     
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  11. gifford1967

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    Did finalsbound leave the computer with her account logged in?
     
    #11 gifford1967, Feb 22, 2008
  12. Harrisment

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    Ban her.
     
    #12 Harrisment, Feb 22, 2008
  13. MadMax

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    hey, moes, how's it going?
     
    #13 MadMax, Feb 22, 2008
  14. dntrwl

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    flat bill hats on white people
     
    #14 dntrwl, Feb 22, 2008
  15. Buck Turgidson

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    Fixed.

    Excellent.
     
    #15 Buck Turgidson, Feb 22, 2008
  16. Yaozer

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    I just don't see what Debbie sees in them..
     
    #16 Yaozer, Feb 22, 2008
  17. Major Malcontent

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    You know finalsbound..in posting Dirk love under your handle....Moe's has waved his Geneva convention rights and you are now allowed to make fun of the size of his willie on this forum.
     
    #17 Major Malcontent, Feb 22, 2008
  18. meggoleggo

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    I don't need to know about moes' willie. Though you can totally tell us if he sings in the shower or some other embarrassing stuff like that!

    (back to the topic)

    Dallas is TOTALLY GAY
     
    #18 meggoleggo, Feb 22, 2008
  19. moestavern19

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    I sing in the shower nonstop. Sometimes I rap.

    Usually Tupac. Sometimes Outkast.

    Maybe something from The Sound of Music




    HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE MARIAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
     
    #19 moestavern19, Feb 22, 2008
  20. percicles

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    Has anyone ever watched the E! show Wildest Party Parents starring the Campisi clan?

    Some may think we're stereotyping Dallas but the show is proof positive of what Dallas really is.

    TRASH!!!!!
     
    #20 percicles, Feb 22, 2008
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