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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by LHutz, Feb 15, 2000.

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  1. Dreamshake

    Dreamshake Member

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    Does anyone but me remember that this guys is a sham? Posing as a kid; posing as a grownup lawyer? Just what we needed around here, someone to take over Scotties multiple personalities.
     
  2. playahata

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    Why isn't he incoherent column writer anymore???
     
  3. Johnny Rocket

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    Why Did Hutz get susspended from the board in the first place????

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  4. Mango

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    Dreamshake,

    He was just before my time on this BBS and I did not know the claim of corporate lawyer on his profile until you pointed it out. Now I realize that his published works are a spoof or the corporate lawyer part is a
    fantasy.
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    LHutz,

    Its Led Zepplin, not the Rolling Stones.


    Mango
     
  5. Dreamshake

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    Mango...

    A little history for the newbies.

    LHutz was a poster who would have terrible spelling, come into the bbs smoking with idiotic claims of his superiority in Ball knowledge and life. He would get into long, curse laiden arguments with long standing members. Initially when asked if his username suggested he was a lawyer like Lionel Hutz from the Simpsons, he claimed no. Then retracted....errr forgot he claimed this and claimed to be a lawyer.

    Soon the admins found out that he was a poster, who as another person posted clear sane threads. Then would post as an idiot as LHutz.

    Huh.


    Right.

    Is his trademark in every post. Quite frankly if the guy was for real, Id find him funny and insanely hilarious. The fact that he purposely misspells words and incorrectly puts sentence fragments together suggests that he has some serious personality issues, and I find it annoying.

    But, this is not my site, and all respect to Clutch and the Admins decision to bring back Mr. Personality. [​IMG]
     
  6. Mango

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    Dreamshake,

    After a while, he will wear on my patience.

    Cursing? Why?

    Mango
     
  7. heypartner

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    i got your back, duke. And bow to your inspiration. And anyone else who wants to liven it up.

    plus, many pocket-sized dictionaries to go round.

    just make me laugh.
     
  8. DAROckets

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    I'm with DS on this one.I find zero humor in his post's.The guy's nothing more than a besetment in my opinion.
     
  9. Mango

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    heypartner,

    I laughed at your post.

    You have posted quite a bit in a lengthy thread about the Rocket's salary cap exception, now you want Duke to liven things up. I am surprised at your stance in this thread.

    Mango
     
  10. Lynus302

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    Welcome back to the delirious Duke of Truth!

    I've had a miserable day, duke. Seeing you back made it worth getting out of bed this afternoon.

    Huh?

    Right.

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  11. 3pointer

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    Some of u need to chill on THE DUKE OF TRUTH ! he is funny at times , if you cannot find any humor on his posts then I simply suggest not reading his posts .... that easy!
    for the rest of us that find some good humor, more power to us!

    huh?

    yeah right!

    the Duke is back !!! so bring those thesaurus , your spelling dictionary cause you will need it ! [​IMG]
     
  12. AroundTheWorld

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    I find the Duke's posts hilarious...he is just making fun of the people who are taking this too seriously...
     
  13. LHutz

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    Now DUKE remembers why he went away, so many MEAN people on the BBBS?

    Well you cannot persuede the DUKE away from his sworn goal!!! I AM NOT GOING AWAY! I AM THE DUKE!!! DUKE DUKE DUKE.

    Steve Francis he played GOOD last night, oh yes. It is ovious from that what we need to do to get butter. And you KNOW what that is.

    Huh?

    Right.

    GET MORE VANCOVER PLAYERS!!!! We got Francis and he is DAMN GOOD, so lets get some more Grizzles like Sherriff Abdul Raheem and that guard Mike Bibble. And maybe we can make Othello come back too.

    Did you guys see that Star Game this weekend, it was a blast. They should play it more often!!! Like once a week, that would be good with LOTS OF DUNKS in every game.

    DUKE, DUKE, DUKE out.
     
  14. heypartner

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    mango,

    yeah...I guess I look square sometimes with a focus on analysis of play calling and salary cap. That's just my thirst for knowledge. What I enjoy the most on this board is expressing personalities through a keyboard, and laughing at a monitor.

    Sometimes people are so guarded on boards that you have to reach through the telephone line and slap them before they'll expose their personalities to us...that's where LHutz comes into play.

    Bring back A-Train!!!

    His first post:
    <A HREF="http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/Forum3/HTML/004812.html">Greetings from a huge Rockets fan!!</A>

    His funniest:
    <A HREF="http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/Forum3/HTML/004858.html">Learn basketball from the best!!</A>

    Apparently, his last after dis-ing akeem about his Miami prediction with a lame attempt at humor:
    <A HREF="http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/Forum3/HTML/005119.html">white flag...</A>

    A man full of humor who just got it wrong once.

    Clutch: unleashing the Duke should be fun...bringing back A-Train to slap him once, would be grand! A-Train had one of the funniest lines in the Ghandi thread, which deteriorated to my alluding to a joke that forced you to pull that thread. I still regret that, because that was a hilarious thread.


    [This message has been edited by heypartner (edited February 16, 2000).]
     
  15. Dr of Dunk

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    Huh?
    Right.
    Churn, baby, churn!!



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