All I ask is three beers apiece for each of my co-workers...I think a man workin' indoors at a skating rink feels more like a man if he can have a bottle of suds. That's only my opinion.
The shifts we need covered for sure (though this will likely be split between two people) are as follows - Monday - 3pm to about 12:30am Tuesday - 3pm to about 12:30am Wednesday - 3pm to about 12:00am Saturday - 3pm to about 1:15am Sunday - 2pm to about 12:30am With any luck we will have two people to split these up to, with each person having a couple of earlier and shorter shifts mixed in. If anyone is seriously considering this, I can be reached via e-mail at gwatson86@gmail.com. The sooner, the better; we need at least one person immediately, so you could start as soon as this weekend.
I was making a joke using a "Shawshank Redemption" quote from the movie. I'm not sure if anyone got it. Oh well.
Do you have documents showing you are legally authorized to work? Otherwise, stand outside Home Depot. I keede, I keede.
I'm going to buy this skating rink out, automate everything, then fire everyone else except the janitors. I will then sub-lease the saved space to a peep show kiosk. This will drive traffic to the rink and create sexual energy that can only be worked off by a vigorous skating session. I will then recapitalize the entity with an extraordinary amount of debt, shield all pre-tax income with interest expense, pay myself back, and then sell to the highest bidder. This will enable me to pocket a large sum of money, move to Florianopolis, Brazil, and live a life on the beach, lifting weights and sexing women all day long. So who here wants to be a janitor?
