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Hospital Forces Rectal Exam on Man

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Jan 17, 2008.

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  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,323186,00.html

     
    #1 hotballa, Jan 17, 2008
  2. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    It sounds like an excuse for him going to the doctor for having something stuck up his butt.
     
    #2 MR. MEOWGI, Jan 17, 2008
  3. Angkor Wat

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    How is that not rape? They drugged him and stuff something up his crap locker. Sounds like rape to me. Geez, doctors seem to be getting away with murder these days.........wait. :eek:
     
    #3 Angkor Wat, Jan 17, 2008
  4. BiGGieStuFF

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    I'm sure he hopes to rectify the issue as soon as possible.
     
    #4 BiGGieStuFF, Jan 17, 2008
  5. MR. MEOWGI

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    Well the police have started their investigation probe so hopefully something will soon drop into their hands.
     
    #5 MR. MEOWGI, Jan 17, 2008
  6. SwoLy-D

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    I hope they solve this problem, since it is an almost impossible one to decipher.

    "uhhh... Mr. SwoLy... this is the 4th time you've come in for a rectal exam..."
    "SHUT UP and continue!"

    ;)
     
    #6 SwoLy-D, Jan 17, 2008
  7. DonkeyMagic

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    I hope he sticks it to the man.
     
    #7 DonkeyMagic, Jan 17, 2008
  8. BiGGieStuFF

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    Something about this stinks. I'm sure his investigators will get to the bottom of this.
     
    #8 BiGGieStuFF, Jan 17, 2008
  9. hotballa

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    well now you know why some people think going to the hospital can be a pain in the ass sometimes.
     
    #9 hotballa, Jan 17, 2008
  10. DaDakota

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    At least he didn't wake up from a night of drinking stark naked in a ditch with his ******* on fire and his butt cheeks covered in orange with an empty bag of doritos by his side.
     
    #10 DaDakota, Jan 17, 2008
  11. Lil Pun

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    Hmmmm?
     
    #11 Lil Pun, Jan 17, 2008
  12. hotballa

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    yeah seriously, I was wondering about that too. I mean we all know that it's the red doritos that set your butt on fire, not the orange ones.
     
    #12 hotballa, Jan 17, 2008
  13. Apollo Creed

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    "Hilarious butt pun!"
     
    #13 Apollo Creed, Jan 17, 2008
  14. superfob

    superfob Mommy WOW! I'm a Big Kid now.

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    How did this not get posted or referenced yet?

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  15. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    You're not even trying.
     
    #15 Rocketman95, Jan 17, 2008
  16. moestavern19

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    Rectum?


    Damn near killed em!
     
    #16 moestavern19, Jan 17, 2008
  17. hotballa

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    please don't do that = don't tase me bro???? :eek:
     
    #17 hotballa, Jan 17, 2008
  18. witness

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    while reading these posts i could not stop LOL! haha i love this board!
     
    #18 witness, Jan 17, 2008
  19. Rocket River

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    "We was acting like a jerk . .and we decided to see if he really did have a stick up his *ss" - The Doctor

    Rocket River
     
    #19 Rocket River, Jan 17, 2008
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