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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by gettinbranded, Jan 7, 2002.

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  1. Lil Francis

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    J. O'neal- "Damn I wish I was in a Rocket uniform"

    Cato- "Did I do thaaaat" (Urkel Voice)
     
    #21 Lil Francis, Jan 7, 2002
  2. Launch Pad

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    **sound of audience singing**
    They did the Mash!
    They did the Monster Mash!
    The Monster Mash!
     
    #22 Launch Pad, Jan 8, 2002
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    J. O'Neil: "You know, those pinstripes make Kelvin Cato's ass look wider than from what I remember in Portland..."
     
    #23 Band Geek Mobster, Jan 8, 2002
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    GET IT AWAY FROM ME! GET IT AWAY FROM ME! OH GOD, PLEASE GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
     
    #24 Hottoddie, Jan 8, 2002
  5. TroyBaros

    TroyBaros "Special" Friend of Steve Francis

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    Cato's impression of Keanu reeves dodgeing the bullet from the matrix;) [​IMG]
     
    #25 TroyBaros, Jan 8, 2002
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    <B>Cato</B>: Dayum, that knowledge you obtained from SWT is hurting my head.
     
    #26 Rocketman95, Jan 8, 2002
  7. getsmartnow

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    Foster: Arggh....pinstripes murging....must save world from ultimate destruction....

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    Cato proved to fans that he refuses to have balls of any kind.
     
    #27 getsmartnow, Jan 8, 2002
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    "I thought I saw a white powdery substance on the ball"

    Quotes from Kelvin Cato about the possible anthrax virus in the Compaq Center!
     
    #28 leebigez, Jan 8, 2002
  9. Curly

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    DaGlide, you get my vote...this was hillarious!
     
    #29 Curly, Jan 8, 2002
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    Jermaine - "Get the ball Jeff. KT is covering me. I can dunk on him."

    Steve - "Great D Kelly. Stay right there and remember what coach told you about using your body."

    Jeff - "Almost there."

    Kelvin - "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet"
     
    #30 WoodlandsBoy, Jan 8, 2002
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    Kelvin Cato has made a new vow to not only stop speaking to members of the press this season...but also to stop looking at them. Rudy T is a bit concerned, considering that his pledge includes the photographers under each basket...but Cato stands firm. Cato was overheard saying, "I can catch passes and rebound just as well with my eyes closed"
     
    #31 Rollinrockets, Jan 8, 2002
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