Keep the shovel in the garage. I have a friend that is grounds keeper at a cemetery. He told me he could always dig the holes a little deeper if I needed to dispose of something/one. For a nominal fee of course.
because you could hide her twinkies and watch her throw a fit turning the house upside down looking for them ???
I have an idea, give me her number, let me seduce her, when we are at the altar about to get married, I say "I don't, and then we can screw her over and embarrass her, it is at that moment when you stand up and say "I GUESS YOU WISHED YOU WOULD HAVE PAID FOR THAT COMPUTER!" We then proceed to high five and then I leave and we never see each other again.
You should hit her in the face with a sock full of nickels while she's sleeping. That'll learn her a thing or two about lying while taking care of her good looks to boot. Another idea would be to hit her in the face with a billiard-ball wrapped in a towel. Or a pillowcase full of doorknobs. Or you could kick that moocher out of your pad since it doesn't seem like she pays for anything.
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This is the best course of action. Why keep dealing with it. Pay off the computer yourself, and be done with it. You talking for hours about "I WANT REVENGE" seems so juvenille that it isn't funny. She is in a bad way, doesn't have a job and running around with some of the wrong people. Just tell her that she is heading down the wrong path and tell her you hope she makes a positive change. What is hurting her even more than she is hurting herself going to get you? Seriously, make her make even worse decisions in her life? Would that make you happy? It is just money, seems like it isn't that much money to be trying to get REVENGE for. A sign of maturity is taking the high road. Taking the low road gets you nowhere.
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Revenge is a dish best served COLD so whatever you decide you must not get emotionally involved in it. You have a right to be mad. I've had similar situations in my own life not with siblings because I do not have any but ... I have loaned out of the naivety, kindness of my heart and got burnt because they blew me off. So first of all, say probably goodbye to the money invested. The fact you're throwing a fit over the computer to your sis is doing you no good and your sis is just eating it up so you have to find a way to punch her buttons, hit her in a way that is disabling and not anger inspiring. A little psychological warfare but, it must be subtle. Not one thing but several little incidences that potentially lead up to a big thing. Remember you want to keep your head and for her to lose hers. So the $64,000 question is ... what matters most to her? food, sleep, recreation, partying? What pet peeves does she have? What drives her nuts? Let your mind go wild. Get your money's worth but BE SUBTLE THAT'S THE KEY!!! You have to be stonefaced like a professional poker player or else this will ALL backfire on you and you'll feel worse than before. In the future, have (her) sign a promissory note and if (she) refuses then what she's asking you for she never had any intention of following through on. This a way of holding her or anyone else accountable because with this note, you have evidence that can be used in court to gain a judgment and ultimately you can get a writ of (I think it's ) sale where the Sheriff can confiscate her items and sell them all off in an auction until your judgment settlement is paid in full. Just a thought in the future. It's cruel but never take people's word unless you REALLY know them. A movie to watch to brush up on your irritation is "How to Irritate People" by Monty Python. Exquisite in its sarcasm. Let us know how the witch hunt goes ...
