Caption Contest---Wallace (a double header!)

pic 1 - "I am Coco!" (Seinfeld reference)
pic 2 - "What do you mean this isn't a ball gag!?"

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pic 1-"I'm making the O face"
pic 2-"Like my retainer?"

 

pic 1 - "When ya' gotta go, ya' gotta go!"
pic 2 - "This ain't gonna stop me from talkin' smack to the officials."

or

pic 2 - "Mphffr ffckr!"

 

Portland, in desperation has hired an animal trainer, to reduce T's.

Pic 1: "Sit, Rasheed. Good Boy."
Pic 2: Since Rasheed has started wearing his new muzzle, he no longer bites refs. He merely growls, thus avoiding countless techicals.

--Deji

 

Pic 1: Wallace warms up for his soon to be famous "drunken monkey dunk".

Pic 2: Are you sure these Crest White Strips will really whiten my teeth?

 

Pic1: Raaaaaaging hemmorhoooooooii...!!!...

Pic2: What do you mean I'm not one mad good flosser? I'll show you I'm a damn good flosser! Hah! SEE?

 

We have been studying, for years, the symbiotic relationship between the homosapien and the towel. It now appears that the towel is more of a parasite than anything else. The towel sucks a fluid like substance from the human. As seen above, it often lurks in the shadows beneath a seat, springs upon the shoulders of a human unexpectedly, and then enters the oral cavity to suck on the fluids. It usually hunts for two hours at a time. Often using the end of the day to gathers with a pack of towels. A family perhaps. The social structure of the towel is very interesting, but we need to learn more.

 

1- " I need Potty"
2- " don't hurt me baby"

 

These guys need to get a room!!!