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CATO is right on track....

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by abcohan, Jan 4, 2002.

  1. abcohan

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  2. F.D. Khan

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    Actually that reach back slam move of his is just amazing!!

    Thats the reach into his overflowing back pocket and slam money on the table for another Purple Navigator...

    Cato You Suck
     
  3. R0ckets03

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    Cato has the to be the most pathetic, most overpaid, most laziest, most non-caring, most stupidest, most clumsiest player in the history of the NBA!

    If there was an LVP (Least Valuable Player) award, Cato would be a unanimous choice!

    If the NBA decided to have a Lowest 50 player list (like the Top 50), Cato would be the President of that list!

    If I was tall enough and had enough guts, I would b**** slap CATO!
     
  4. red

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    ill put you on my shoulders and then we can b**** slap him...
     
  5. R0ckets03

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    You get on my shoulders damnit! That way I can drop you like a sack of potatoes and run like a madman! :D
     
  6. RocketsPimp

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    In 10 years Charles Jones will be better than Cato!

    :rolleyes:
     
  7. heypartner

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    R0ckets03 and red,

    What you do is go to the Rockets "Tux and Tennies" fundraiser function and wait until Cato is standing behind Larry Smith. Then you jump up and slap Mr Mean upside the back of the head. When he turns around just shrug your shoulders and look at Cato. Then he'll b****-slap Cato for you.
     
  8. WoodlandsBoy

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    Lets give Cato a break. He is more improved than last year. At least he is getting minutes and isn't hurt. Cato just needs some pointers from Eddie on how to block shots and rebound thats all. Don't run from the ball Cato. The ball is your friend.
     
  9. teeloo

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    I won't be as harsh on Cato(okay I won't use the same words as RocketsO3). We all can see how he gets blocked and stands with his hands at his side when there is a rebound to be had or loose ball at his feet.

    But I'm tired of hearing how he is better this year. Better than what? Whatever potential he has will never be achieved.
    The fact is he can't make it without trying. Not many can.

    You can see it when there are timeouts and other scrubs are over there trying to learn and he isn't. You can see it when he doesn't catch a ball or go after the rebound. He just doesn't care enough to try.
    I would compare him to Randy Moss who says he takes plays off but Moss is better and he doesn't take the whole game off except for a few alley-oop dunks like Cato.

    Cato sucks. He always will. Just give up on him. I'm sorry to have to break that to you. But don't worry you still have Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny....Dooh.
     
  10. Bay Rock

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    Man, if we had a center who could simply catch, he/she :) could average double figures. While Willis had a good game, he fumbled away 3 or 4 passes under the basket.

    With Steve back in the line up, all you need to do is catch the ball for a dunk.
     
  11. solid

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    News Flash! Cato received the Sporting News, Least Improved Player Award. No kidding, he really did. We are always talking about his potential; I am starting to wonder if he has any potential. I think that it is a HEAD thing, physically I think he could do well, but since Cato's brain is driving Cato's body we unfortunately have Cato. He is without question the most overpaid, underachieving player in the NBA. He represents one of the worst deals the Rockets have ever made. The Rice deal is not far behind. Without those deals, I believe we would be a legitimate contender right now. I also thought the Norris deal was horrible, but he actually is showing improvement. Don't hold your breath for the same with Cato and Rice. I predict that they will continue to suck up big bucks and contribute little or nothing. Too bad.
     
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    thats the funniest thing I've heard about Cato
     
  13. R0ckets03

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    Let red do it. I am too big of a chicken. I might as well slap Cato then Mr. Mean! I mean there is a chance Cato might just cry like a little b**** that he is or he might be too lazy to chase after us! :D On the other hand we both are sure to get an ass whoopin from Larry.
     
  14. Uprising

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    i hate watching cato play, nothing else makes me that sick. the way he misses layups, and dunks. THe shots that should be made. he looks like he is going to slam the crap out of the rim but instead the rim slapes the crap out of him.:rolleyes:
     
  15. Roc Paint

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    ....for being the worst player to ever play for the Rockets.
     
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    Did you guys see the play underneath the basket last night (Pistons) when TMo passed to Cato, then Cato found the cutting Francis for an easy dunk? Man that was good.

    If he can continue successfully being a part of plays like that, then we'd have it made.

    I still believe in Cato, regardless of what all you guys say.
     
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    rockets03...come pick me up in seattle and consider it done...
     
  18. WoodlandsBoy

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    He didn't even get an assist since they fouled francis. Too bad..One good play a game is all anyone can expect from Cato. And to think some voters pick him as the starting center for the allstar game...
     
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    some voters also smoke crack!
     
  20. Stickfigure

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    Here's a question for y'all:

    Would you trade Cato for Bryant Reeves?
     

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