27 of the little bastards. Bring it, 5-year-olds! And I also have a 59% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse.
All the kids now days are fat and overweight. Wouldn't take much to run around the gym and wear them out. Then pounce like a tiger
Ill sell chocolate to any child................but i'll beat the ______out of ANY of 'em too. 36! and thats on a slow day.
36... my age probably took some off, but I think I could recapture my youth for this... I'd just imagine that every one of the bastards will someday be a teenager ogling my 5 yo daughter and the slaughter would commence.
f*** those 5 year olds! If they're bringing friends, I'm gonna bring mine too! Some mamas boys aint comin home for supper today!
i would make a sort of chinese wall barrier at my back and to my sides with the already knocked out carcasses......then i would be able to just concentrate on liquidating the 5year old hostiles attacking straight ahead at 12 o'clock..
They have infinite energy and physical durability, and no moral grounding so they're like animals, fighting to kill. I think the minute they see blood or any hint of physical strain it'd be like scoring points in a video game, and would re-energize them to keep hitting you more quickly and efficiently.
