They need to start testing for No-Doz. A lot of records would be tainted, and the sport would lose respect and good will all across the country.
Unless you're living somewhere other than Earth, you would know Soccer is the best and most popular sport in the world. Dynamo: best team in Texas
Do you mean somewhere other than America, if there is such a place for civilization? Who cares what unAmericans think. JK Soccer/UnAmerican football, curling, cricket--what do they all have in common? Saying the above, I sure wouldn't mind attending a Brazillian national team match. Sure looks like fun. (Common guys, clearly the whole real sport thing was a joke/sarcasim. Un-American football clearly is a heavy dose of sport and acting)
See, this is why it took me so long to embrace Soccer. I probably would have given the Dynamo a shot when they first got to town...except I had years of relentless lecturing about how any body who doesn't like "the beautiful game" was an idiot etc. The Dynamo are a great team, and Robertson is a great atmosphere, but this kind of statement really doesn't help.
You know I kind of want to keep the duck...but without the link to the gay p*rn site. Would be a good argument ender...ya know.