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Songs to fall asleep when you don't wan't to be with...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Dec 8, 2007.

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A girl who won't leave.

I need crashing songs pronto, because I don't even have a couch up here. Help.

#1 Fatty FatBastard, Dec 8, 2007

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You're with a girl and posting on the BBS?

#2 Lil Pun, Dec 8, 2007
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I'm with one who I don't care to go downstairs to, yes.

I, so far have found a "Bond" Greatest hits. That sounds like the greatest music to not have sex to.

"Baby you're the best." Well, clingy, you'll never know...

#3 Fatty FatBastard, Dec 8, 2007
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I think a bad movie would work better. I cannot think of any music that puts me to sleep.

#4 Lil Pun, Dec 8, 2007
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Lil Pun said:

I think a bad movie would work better. I cannot think of any music that puts me to sleep.
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Sadly, nothing but basic cable up here.

And we wonder why I'm up at all hours on the weekends.

#5 Fatty FatBastard, Dec 8, 2007
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hey fatty, have you read tucker max's stories at tuckermax.com?

I think you would appreciate them, he may ball harder than you, but you should start a blog and try to outdo him

#6 yaoluv, Dec 8, 2007
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I put this on repeat, have a couple of drinks, and sing along until I cry myself to sleep.

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bVKv6PdBR-I&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bVKv6PdBR-I&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

#7 Yaozer, Dec 8, 2007

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Why don't you want to be with the chick? Is she a leper or something?

#8 RocketMan Tex, Dec 8, 2007
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if you just want to fall asleep and cant just listen to explosions in the sky... guaranteed to put you to sleep if your tired...those guys are badass

#9 Showtizzle2642, Dec 8, 2007
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Oh I misread the thread.. why don't you just play some heavy metal or techno really loud every night.

or something like this.. [NSFW=Language]
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x8tWES3-_ok&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x8tWES3-_ok&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

#10 Yaozer, Dec 8, 2007
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RocketMan Tex said:

Why don't you want to be with the chick? Is she a leper or something?
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Maybe she insisted he wear a condom?

Fatty, how the heck can you not get the girl out? Kick the ho out, physically or otherwise.

#11 Mr. Clutch, Dec 8, 2007
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This is a cleverly disguised "Fatty wants to tell everyone here that he has a chick in his room hoping that it will enhance his on-line persona but doesn't want to come out and say it because he wants everyone to think this is an every night occurance so he figures he'll disguise the information by pretending to care about a song he wants to listen to to fall asleep while he casually mentions that said chick is asleep in his bed" thread.

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how bout you just take a xanax and zonk out.

#13 SWTsig, Dec 8, 2007

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Yes. I'm getting tired of this "cleverly disguised" guise. It's annoying. Y'all have never had a friend of yours come back after an evening where y'all were friends? I didn't feel like making it more than that, period.

I did end up sleeping in the same bed. Luckily, I have a King, so there was no touching.

#14 Fatty FatBastard, Dec 8, 2007
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ima_drummer2k said:

This is a cleverly disguised "Fatty wants to tell everyone here that he has a chick in his room hoping that it will enhance his on-line persona but doesn't want to come out and say it because he wants everyone to think this is an every night occurance so he figures he'll disguise the information by pretending to care about a song he wants to listen to to fall asleep while he casually mentions that said chick is asleep in his bed" thread.
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LOL! Thread over.

Uh, Fatty just get you a book like Silas Marner or Pilgrim's Progress and start reading - guarantee to put you to sleep.

#15 Manny Ramirez, Dec 8, 2007
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Fatty, please explain how you make a post at 7am saying you haven't been to sleep yet???? Have you migrated from alcohol to something more potent? I'm concerned.

#16 Desert_Rocket, Dec 8, 2007
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Manny Ramirez said:

LOL! Thread over.

Uh, Fatty just get you a book like Silas Marner or Pilgrim's Progress and start reading - guarantee to put you to sleep.
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Looks like Fatty got called out.

#17 Franchise3, Dec 8, 2007
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Why would you let her come over in the first place? Especially if you don't want to hit it. I mean if you hit it and then wanted to kick her out that'd make sense.

#18 Asian Sensation, Dec 8, 2007

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Asian Sensation said:

Why would you let her come over in the first place? Especially if you don't want to hit it. I mean if you hit it and then wanted to kick her out that'd make sense.
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She's a friend of mine. Just because someone comes over doesn't necessarily mean anything.

And as to what I was doing? Ask Harrisment. He knows full well that it's alcohol only. But considering I don't drink caffeine during the week, I think rum and cokes tend to just keep me going.

#19 Fatty FatBastard, Dec 8, 2007
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<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MDCQEze8sU4&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MDCQEze8sU4&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

put it on loop ... Stevie Wonder's 'Go Home'

#20 ico4498, Dec 8, 2007

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