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Luis Scola - the passion assassin

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DaDakota, Dec 6, 2007.

  1. flyguy2000

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    Those who ASSume are bound to make an ASSassin of themelves.
     
  2. JayZ750

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    - Luis "Have Another" Scola
    - Scola Da Rolla! or Scola (Da) High Rolla!
    - Luis "Hola" Scola
    - Luis Scola Polar...Bear
    - Luis "Call you on His Motorola" Scola
    - Scola Pay-ola!
    - Luis "Knock out Your Mola" Scola (Mola = Molar tooth)
    - Solar (or 'Sola!') Scola

    just some thoughts...all better then the passion assassin, I think! trying saying some in your best Chris Berman voice. :cool:

    If I had to pick my favorite, it'd be: Scola High Rolla
     
  3. Hanbin

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    They should chant Scola to the theme of the Ole' (o-lay?) song at soccer games...
     
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    I like Scola High Rolla with the big Payola!! Whooo!

    His nickname ought to be High Rolla or Big Rolla
     
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    Howa bout Scola tha Steamrolla!
     
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    Scola tha Blunt Rolla! Nothing to to with basketball, but I would surely blaze with ya boy!
     
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    In remembrance of the greatly skilled and passionate Argentina Soccer megastar:

    Luis "Maradona" Scola
     
  8. vizier

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    If he shaves his head he will be an all star in no time.
     
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    wheres that picture someone fotochopped before ....... but anyway

    i liked Luis 'Scarface' Scola :D

    thats the kinda attitude he shuold bring onto the court with his high energy :)
     
  10. Williamson

    Williamson JOSH CHRISTOPHER ONLY FAN

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    You know, after contemplating this name for hours, it only gets worse. PASSION ASSASSIN! hahahaha
     
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    Sccccccooooooooooooooooooolllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
     
  12. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    The rest of the team could use some of Scola's movement off the ball, the guy plays the game the right way.

    DD
     
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    Damn that's a scary thought.
     
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    From nbadraft.net:

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    I understand this was awhile ago, but YIKES. Doesn't even look like Luis.
     
  16. Williamson

    Williamson JOSH CHRISTOPHER ONLY FAN

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    Passion Assassin is even funnier today than it was yesterday. Seriously DaDakota, fess up. What were you thinking?!?!
     
  17. DaDakota

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    I was thinking that the board needs to have some fun with it......
     
  18. DaDakota

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    Time for a little bump......the guy is simply amazing and his energy permeates the team....I like how Yao gets pumped up playing with him.

    DD
     
  19. mlwoo

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    Yeah, "Passion Assassin" sounds like he assassinates the passion. When you hear "JFK assassin" or something like that, it means he kills the first word.

    Now, if you want to make this work, you will need an adjective in front of assassin. Like The "Argentine Assassin". It does not rhyme, but uses alliteration to get the point across, but does not address the passion.

    You could use the "Passionate Assassin", but that's terrible.

    The point of this post is to show your name means the opposite of would it should and sounds terribly homosexual.

    Worst nickname ever.
     
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    Passion Assassin... :D

    But I'm definitely glad we have Scola!

    estimations..point production
    Yao 24 ppg
    Tmac 25 ppg (if he plays...)
    Bonzi - 14 ppg
    Alston - 9 ppg
    Battier - 9 ppg
    Novak - 6 ppg
    Head - 7 ppg
    Landry - 8 ppg
    Hayes - 5 ppg
    SCOLA - 16 ppg :) (it'd be great)
     

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