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Single Guys ... Need a wife?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Major, Dec 20, 2001.

  1. Major

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  2. Vengeance

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    She lists Bill Gates as an inspiration . . .

    count me out of this bidding
     
  3. Smokey

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    Can someone convert the price into American dollars?

    Not that I'm interested...I just want to laugh :D
     
  4. Major

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    She's a tad pricey... $400,000 or so is my guess. Last time i was in England (a couple of years ago), the Pound was about $1.50-$1.70 or so.
     
  5. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    after marriage, whatever is hers is yours.:D
     
  6. Lynus302

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    The last bid was 253,000 pounds, which is currently $366,647.61
     
  7. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    I can get much better looking whores here in the states for a small fraction of that cost. And they don't want to stick around for the rest of my life.

    Granted, she does have one great quality in that she's gone for half the day.
     
  8. Smokey

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    Joe Joe, I was gonna say the samething, but I'm pretty sure finances will be kept separate and whoever is "lucky" will end up getting a divorce soon enough. How awkward is this setup.

    It's a shame guys with that kind of money to blow can't find a date.

    You could get dates with celebrities for less dough or at least try to get a date...wishful thinking..hehehe
     
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    I usually open the package to see if I get my moneys worth!:D
     
  10. rockHEAD

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    is it just me or is that eye a bit crossed?

    rH
     
  11. Hottoddie

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    Why am I auctioning my hand in marriage?

    Does this mean that, if she turns around & divorces you, you can keep her hand? :D
     
  12. ROCKSS

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    If you marry her wouldnt you get your money back since you are now partners in life and finance :)
     
  13. outlaw

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    notice she isn't showing her lovely british teeth :D
     
  14. Sonny

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    She didn't even post any good details...

    Like does she Shag on the first date?

    Spit or Swallow?
     
  15. MoonBus

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    Inspirations : My parents, Richard Branson, Bill Gates, my old school teachers and headteacher. :eek:

    I am assuming that is a term used in England, but what is a headteacher?
     
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    Sounds like a nightmarriage to me. She works 12 hour days seven days a week? She means to say she wants to mooch off of some poor b*stard while never being around. This is hilarious...."I will marry the highest bidder". Oh...that will set the tone for a long-lasting, fruitful marriage. I would resent her if I had to pay her all that money before I even knew her. Go get a cheaper Russian bride if your that desperate. Sounds like a Darva Conger scam...I will marry you...umm....but if I don't like you(which I plan on), then I reserve the right to divorce you right after but I keep all your money. SUCKER!!!!!!!!!

    SHE'S NOT EVEN HOT. NOTICE HOW THERE IS NO FRONTAGE OR BEHIND SHOTS. THE EYE IS WHACK. SHE WILL JUST HOG THE INTERNET ACCESS AND BANDWITH. SHE'S A LEECH!!! YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO TO A BAR ONE NIGHT, MEET SOMEONE, AND AT LEAST KNOW WHO THEY ARE BEFORE YOU MARRY THEM? GET A LIFE!!

    JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
     
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    The bid is up to 700,000 pounds. What does that compute to in American dollars? A little over $1.35 million?

    H*ll, I'd marry a butt-ugly woman for $1.35 million. :D
     
  18. rockHEAD

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    that's a HEADteacher... one who teaches you the virtues of the sacred herb.

    rH
     
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    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    The current bid is now up to $1,000,000,000 pounds !

    What is that in American dollars? 1.4 billion??

    God, I can't believe that someone would pay that much for a cross-eyed w****!

    I would say, "Only in America", but this is in England!:D

    BTW - Smokey, thanks for the link to Sir Francis and his virginity....I was LMAO on that one!!

    That bid is up to 10 million dollars ! And what is worse is that there are still over 9 days left to bid on that. Who knows what the final bid will be!
     

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