Not EVEN going to post the worst things, as I still worry about some of them. High school/ College/ drugs = very bad things. Not down with prison. Light hearted evil doings- When I was around 10, we had a blind Norwegian Elkhound, sweetest frickin' dog...but since he was blind I found it funny to get on the other side of the brick wall on the patio and call him over. He'd run head first into it every time, so much so he ended up with a scabbed up nose and forehead. The last girl I sort of dated, I "Houdini'd" after a night out. She did not find it funny whatsoever, ended it with me the next day and keyed the **** out of my car. She also ended up with a nasty case of pink eye or some type of infection due to the excellent shot. I still have no idea why I did that. ****ing evil, but it makes for a great story, less the $500 deductible to have my car repainted via insurance.
my freshman year of college, i was in the car as 2 of my good friends gave a beer bottle to a homeless..turns out they had filled it with piss and passed it on to him as if it were genuine beer. i didnt even know this until they gave it to him, but i felt ashamed/as responsible for even being with them in the car.
I have a couple. I used to go to the catholic churches in my neighborhood armed with a couple of straws and chewing gum. I would connect the straws and stick the abc gum on one end of the straws. I would then use this contraption to steal money from the offering boxes in their lobbies. Another instance happened at a deaf church by my house. Me and my friends broke in and tore up the place. We destroyed furniture, put holes in the walls, sprayed the fire extinguishers all over the place. The coup de grace was when I took some photography chemicals, bibles, and hymnals and created a upside down burning cross outside their door.
Well, it was in it's original box. Still pretty big but not all put together. Anyway, I put it on a dolley and acted like i was taking to a customer's car. At the store, if someone bought something big like that, they would actually take a ticket to the register and an employee would bring it out to their car for them. We had a dock in the back but, unless it was the buzy times during the season, it was never used. The particular store I worked at had both an entrance and exit at seperate parts of the store. Basically, if you wanted to enter and then exit, you would have to go way into the store and back down past the registers and down a little hallway. My co-worker parked his car closer to the entrance because I told him it would be better since the manager's office sits right at the exit. So, I put the box on the dolley and rolled it out towards the entrance. Funny thing is that I walked right by a manager on the way out. But, it was too late to back out because it would look suspicious. So, as I walked by her and she looked at me, I just acted kind of pissed and mumbled to myself loud enough for her to hear, "Damn, why the hell they have to park way the hell over here!" I put it into the back of his hatchback and he drove it around the corner and parked it there so no one would see it. So, I guess since I acted normal, she never suspected anything. But, that's how I got a lot of stuff. Hell, i walked right out the exit with 4 ft. tall stuffed animals (for the ladies ), past the manager's office, passing a cop sitting in his car at the curb and right to my car. I felt like as long as I acted like it was normal and/or no big deal, then no one else would think so either. But, those days are WAYYY behind me. Never stole anything before or since working there.
i hated one of my teacher so bad that i went to wal-mart and bought a bag of bird seeds and but it all over her car and when school was out it was covered in bird poop
Can't post the ABSOLUTE worst thing, so I'll post the second-worst thing ever: My senior year in high school, I had sex with my best friend's sister. And his Mom. Not at the same time, of course, but still... not a nice thing to do. As far as I know, he never found out.
Well I got back from Taco Bell one night (I was drunk) to find a neighbor sitting in the courtyard of my complex (she was drunk). Somehow I manage to get her upstairs (probably the Taco Bell). We start hooking up only to experience some of the worst pain in the world; she was god awful at fellatio...let's just say serious biting was involved...just imagine having a bear trap...yeah... Well this was going on for too long, and being drunk, it was physically impossible to finish. So my only option: I pissed in her mouth. And I'm talking about one of those forever-long alcohol filled urinations. Gotta give her credit; she didn't seem to notice, but it's all okay because she was hideous.
