Marco Jaric Has Hit The Jackpot

He must've brainwashed her

 

Funny picture of Marco at the end. Not sounding gay, but that sure isnt his best picture. Give the guy a little credit.

 

what the hell! he sure is lucky. she has real beauty...

 

Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain

not fair

 

First of all she's Lenny's leftovers. Secondly she claims to be into the no sex before marriage thing.

 

I'm waiting for the first idiot saying "would not hit"

 

Well...let's see.

He's really tall (6'7") but not monstrous.

He's a millionaire.

He's got an accent (so does she, but still).

So if she happens to think he's cute (she may be a Super Mario fan for all we know) and he has a good personality, it's not all that surprising.

Spoiler

or maybe he just has a huge schlong

Personally I think she's overrated anyway. Not that she's not still incredible, but everyone claiming she's THE most beautiful woman in the world, as if she wins by a mile...I just don't see it.

 

if by lenny, you mean kravitz, I will jump off a bridge now, dude was hitting kidman when she broke up with cruise

 

Lucky b*stard.

 

Note to self: I need to really get into playing music or basketball.

 

I think magicians are up there too

 

Ditto.

 

He looks like a villain from the 19th century.

 

Let's face it, if you're an NBA player and can't get a hot chick, then you're either gay or A.C. Green...

 

It's LIMA TIME!!!


BELIEVE IT.



she's one of my favorites. She's a personal top ten-er in my book.

 

jaric has a reputation for being a huge player. dude's got game.

 

Too bad he's not getting none.. She says she's a virgin.

But who knows?

 

sura could hit that if he wanted to.

i've always considered her one of the 2 or 3 hottest women in the world but i've also heard the no sex till marriage thing. not sure why else i'd be dating her then.

 

In the immortal words of Howard Stern... "She's bangin"