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Inappropriate Conversation at Work

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Nov 20, 2007.

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  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    So I'm talking to co-workers about the culture in German and suddenly one of them starts talking aobut how you know the German are sick people because of their p*rn. I guess she mistook my slience as encouragement to go into detail, because then she told me she saw the German p*rn her bf was downloading. Luckily my phone rang and I had to answer it.

    One of the few times in my life I had the deer in the headlights look.
     
  2. meggoleggo

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    Wait, lemme get this straight:

    A GUY shies away from a conversation about p*rn with a GIRL...?!?! :eek:
     
  3. thegary

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    make sure you get her to finish, then c*m back and tell us about it.
     
  4. thegary

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    that was my other thought
     
  5. Mr. Clutch

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    I could see Dirk Nowizki watching p*rn after every game.
     
  6. hooroo

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    if her bf's into it, chances are she also participates. does she smell like no.1 or 2?
     
  7. bigboi

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    Actually depending on the girl, I would be a little put off to.
     
  8. MR. MEOWGI

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    Germans make funny German noises during sex.
     
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    leave hotballa alone guys

    he's a newly wed. isn't he?
     
  10. TeamUSA

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    yeah, that Knight Rider, p*rn-version. :D
     
  11. hotballa

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    well i probably wouldn't want my wife talking about p*rn to another guy, and secondly, i've got bills to pay :D
     
  12. hotballa

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    well been maried for over a year now but just did the ceremony last month.
     
  13. meggoleggo

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    ok ok I retract my statement.









    no I don't.
     
  14. lpbman

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    GGG=Gross German Girls?
     
  15. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    she's pretty attractive, but like I said before, I wouldn't wnat my wife talking about it to someone else and I got bills to pay, specially with black friday coming up :D


    and no, i don't have pics.
     
  16. professorjay

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    If she views Germans that poorly based on their p*rn, then what does that say about her boyfriend? Seems like a breakdown in logic there. She should just go out w/ a nice Japanese man instead.
     
  17. bigboi

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    If that's the case I would not have a problem :D
     
  18. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    I'm sure this is what the boyfriend was downloading...

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Surfguy

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    Hot chicks at work talking to male co-workers their not sleeping with about p*rn...that's hot...I mean...horrible, terrible, yea yea yea. Some chicks would cringe if they knew their bfs had a side p*rn thing going on (honey, you're not enuff...is the vibe). This chick not only is in on it, or aware of it, but is open to talking about it in the workplace. Hmm...wonder what else she is into or up for? Don't leave her alone or be stuck with her in the copy room....whatever you do! ;)

    On a serious note, that is not a conversation you want someone overhearing in the workplace. I could easily see a director or manager overhearing that while walking the floor. Those guys are always creeping around within earshot. I could then see you being escorted out by security for breaking some stipulation in the workplace handbook while claiming you were innocent and didn't start the conversation...a lady did. Sure. That would have been interesting if that is how the rest of your story went.
     
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