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What's on my Laffy Taffy?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by finalsbound, Nov 20, 2007.

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  1. finalsbound

    finalsbound Member

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    So chow_yun_fat's thread earlier today about salt water taffy made me want some. When I went to lunch I picked up a package of Wonka Laffy Taffy, since I'm sure it's the only kind of Taffy they have here on the UH campus. I got the watermelon kind, and when I opened it there were hard black spots on it that look like beans. And it smells nasty. I'm trying to figure out what it is, anyone have a clue?

    My roommate graciously took a picture of it with her webcam.

    [​IMG]
     
    #1 finalsbound, Nov 20, 2007
  2. MR. MEOWGI

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    Rodent poop.
     
    #2 MR. MEOWGI, Nov 20, 2007
  3. thegary

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    are they faux watermelon seeds?
     
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  4. finalsbound

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    Are you SERIOUS. They should not be doing that to people.

    I thought they were poison pellets. :(
     
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  5. slowmustang

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    Yeah probably chocolate bits to be watermelon seeds.
     
    #5 slowmustang, Nov 20, 2007
  6. MR. MEOWGI

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    #6 MR. MEOWGI, Nov 20, 2007
  7. OrangeCountyCA

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    you have nice looking hands/fingers.
     
    #7 OrangeCountyCA, Nov 20, 2007
  8. thegary

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    i dunno, wouldn't touch that stuff myself, just taking a guess.
     
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  9. finalsbound

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    My roommate and I can't stop laughing. It looks effing nasty. I just googled it and they are, in fact, watermelon "seeds."

    thanks for the help. :eek:
     
    #9 finalsbound, Nov 20, 2007
  10. thegary

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    perv.









    yes, yes she does.
     
    #10 thegary, Nov 20, 2007
  11. Yaozer

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    Eat it first and ask questions later.
     
    #11 Yaozer, Nov 20, 2007
  12. A-Train

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    Damn, I thought this was going to be a Laffy Taffy joke thread. This is the only Laffy Taffy joke that ever made me laugh out loud:

    Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
    If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
     
    #12 A-Train, Nov 20, 2007
  13. OrangeCountyCA

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    lol @ chicken coop joke ... lol
    how come we never have a jokes only thread?
     
    #13 OrangeCountyCA, Nov 20, 2007
  14. meggoleggo

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    From my Laffy Taffy 2 weeks ago:

    What do you call Lassie carrying a Carnation?
    Cauliflower (Collie Flower)




    Totally unrelated:
    A three legged dog walks into a bar and says "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my pa(w)!"
     
    #14 meggoleggo, Nov 20, 2007
  15. MR. MEOWGI

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    I have actually made up a better cauliflower joke than that a long time ago.

    Q: "Why did the eggplant buy a phone?"
    A: "He wanted to cauliflower. (call a flower)
     
    #15 MR. MEOWGI, Nov 20, 2007
  16. finalsbound

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    From my wrapper:

    Why was Mr. Math sad?

    Because he had a problem child!
     
    #16 finalsbound, Nov 20, 2007
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    [​IMG]

    These jokes are making my nose bleed.
     
    #17 lpbman, Nov 20, 2007
  18. Yaozer

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    Can you esplain this to me?
     
    #18 Yaozer, Nov 20, 2007
  19. surrender

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    I was under the impression that you were supposed to shake dat laffy taffy
     
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  20. Lil Pun

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    Shake dat laffy taffy, dat laffy taffy. Girl shake dat laffy taffy.
     
    #20 Lil Pun, Nov 20, 2007
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