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Should I Stay or Should I go...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Nov 16, 2007.

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yea? Nea?

  1. Stay in

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  2. Go out

    45 vote(s)
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  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    Hmmm. Someone needs to call it a night.

    (probably both of us, but you are making zero sense.)
     
  2. Batman Jones

    Batman Jones Member

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    Confession: Sometimes it's late at night and this is seriously the most fun thing I can think to do. It just edges out computer mah johng and the DVR'd McLaughlin Group and/or last week's House. Apologies. I'll go check House now. Probably be back in a minute. Sorry again. In advance.
     
  3. Batman Jones

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    Oh, man. I wish I'd read your post before I wrote my confession. I'm 100% sober too.

    I miss Manny.
     
  4. Fatty FatBastard

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    Fair enough:

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  5. Fatty FatBastard

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    Manny will be back.

    Unfortunately this was his only venting system. I can't be pissed at him for that.

    But he should've just said he was pissed off. We were here for him.

    EDIT: And I'm not 100% sober. I drink in anticipation for the weekend.

    Kinda like that Heinz commercial...
     
  6. Batman Jones

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    Totally. Thanks for reminding me, Fatty. Gonna go grab my axe now. See you chumps later.
     
  7. rodrick_98

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    i voted go out. then again it's been many hours since you posted the poll. knowing/seeing the women you hang out with, call me next time you need a wingman.
     
  8. Batman Jones

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    Bad timing with the replies. I didn't mean totally like totally I agree with you about Manny. He ain't goin nowhere. I meant totally like thanks for the youtube, now I'm gonna totally go rip up some classic rock ****. Now. Later.
     
  9. Fatty FatBastard

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  10. Fatty FatBastard

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    I went. I got a cab @ around 1:00. By the time we found where I was meeting people, I found out he didn't take cards, so we had to go looking for ATM's. At that hour, in Midtown, you have to find banks, 3 of whick were "out of order" at the hour.

    I had him drop me off at home. As much as I dislike yellow cab, they would've been the smart choice tonight.

    That said, I texted both girls my plight. Either they don't believe me, or they found new pawns.

    Que sera sera. Tomorrow is a new day.
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    Are you going somewhere with this?

    I mean, I know you work with plays alot...
     
  12. Batman Jones

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    I was going somewhere with it but now I'm back. Where I WAS going was to my studio where I laid down a bad ass cover of For Those About to Rock except when I was supposed to sing "for those about to rock" I sang "for those that couldn't decide before if they wanted to rock so they did a poll" and when I was supposed to say "we salute you" I said "I salute you, Fatty. You totally rule."

    I guess all that's left now is The McLaughlin Group. Hope it's good.
     
  13. AroundTheWorld

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    I think you should stay in and post some more threads about your testicles (the thread would NOT be useless without pics in that case, though ;)).
     
  14. Fatty FatBastard

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    Ahh, BJ, with a name like that, I understand the conundrum.

    Let me ask you this... Isn't it a hell of a lot more fun to pull the girls hair back and act dominant one time?

    I'm all for women getting back at men. They've owned us for centuries. But I DO have a problem with them owning men. And I'm seeing a lot of that lately.

    Look, I love a woman's body and face more than you will ever know. (my first crush was Erin Gray:)

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    followed by my poster girl, Heather Thomas.

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    But I'm a chauvinist. I will always feel men are better than women. And I feel no sorrow for that assumption. It certainly wasn't taught.
     
  15. Fatty FatBastard

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    Here is one thing that I will admit honestly.

    I've always backed off when a girl is with one of my boys.

    It, at the time, I guess, was a given, but I always backed off.

    If the girl came back to me? After I'd been talking to her in the first place? Tough Noogies.

    However, as I've stated, I dealt with all of my "also-rans" as you'd like to call it, and they got pissier and pissier.

    So I found this chick who was insanely hot by any man's definition, and was the only girl I'd ever met who could get me off orally (10 years later, and it still hasn't happened.)

    I guess my point is if you like the girl, you should try to lay her immediately.

    (What??? No semblance?)

    Pick your pony. Just realize that their are consequences for both...


    EDIT: I won't say this reply was for. But he chose, ridiculously, to remove his conmment and bail. Oh well.
     
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  16. Fatty FatBastard

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    OK Now that I looked at my options, at this hour, the best choice is apathy.

    You know you want to call the whores, but they would feel "whorish" right now.

    Best bet is to call them for breakfast or something. Hell, Y'all figure it out.
     
  17. Ziggy

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    Text em something ambiguous now. For example; "breakfast tomorrow?"-
    see if it leads anywhere fun. disguise.
     
  18. Fatty FatBastard

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  19. MadMax

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    i laughed. :D
     
  20. peleincubus

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    im glad its not this hard for me to get laid.

    kudos to you for laying it all out there on the line.
     

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