So........I'm working at a field office in small town Texas this week, and I don't know all of the people in the office. On any given day, there are generally about a dozen people in the office. Not so many that I shouldn't know all of their names if I would have made a better effort. There is one girl that sits in another part that walked over to the side I'm sitting at yesterday to speak with a co-worker. I've seen her on at least half a dozen different days, but I guess I never paid enough attention. She had a black leather coat draped over her arm in such a manner that it looked like her arm was gone. As she walked by, I said (in a loud voice), "Hey.......it looks like your arm is missing." She laughed and walked on by. Today, she walks by again with the same black coat draped over her arm, and once again, I catch her out of the corner of my eye, and say, "What is the deal with your arm? It always looks like it is missing!" (again.......I was loud enough for everyone to hear me). She looks me in the eye and say, "Oh.....it is." The arm really is missing. I just didn't know. I'm at least two to three inches tall right now.
Yes.....the story of my life when it comes to females. Open mouth, insert foot. I hope she knows the horrified look on my face was not due my realization that she lacked an apendage, but rather to my realization that I lacked a brain.
Sounds like one of those Southwest Airlines "Wanna Get Away?" commercials. Sounds like she was cool about it though. A lot of people would've reported you to HR right after the first comment.
Nah man that might not do the trick. Just go home and cut your arm off and show up the next day. Walk up to her desk with a black coat draped over your stump. Then rip it off and me like, see its cool.
Sadly.....that's the best idea I've heard yet. She's actually really cute.........which is probably why I hadn't noticed before (I try not to stare). Still, I think my wife would prefer that I cut off my own arm rather than sleep with her.
Oh man...you are one pathetic loser! Well i'm sure she's use to it and she probably feels more embarrassed for you than anything. but now you know to never joke around with physical appearances until you know for sure one way or the other. Ex) Are they pregnant or just have a big belly? he's right.
