How do you handle the queef?

I remember when I first heard the term I was like 13 or so. I did what I guess any curious boy would do: I asked my dad. He hadn't heard that actual term, so I had to tell him it was a "p***y fart." He knew what that was.

I never saw him laugh so hard.

 

It happens. The first time I was with a girl and heard one it freaked me out and we both had a good laugh. Since then I've learned that it's just a natural part of getting sexy time.

 

I dated a girl in high school who could do it on command....it was pretty bizarre.

 

I'm in the laugh it off camp. I had heard about it before I actually heard it when I was younger, so when I finally heard it, I kind of cheered.

 

It meant you were in the game!

 

OOOHHHHHHH!!! so THAT'S what a queef is! Hahahah that's hilarious! Well then disregard what I said earlier.

When this happens I usually just pretend like nothing happened. If it's really obvious then I'd probably start giggling.. and she giggles too. Then we both hive five eachother.

ok maybe not the high five.

 

Oh so that was what the show King of Queef's was all about?

 

If there is any uncertainty of who the noise came from I will take responsibility.... Nah dawg ima chill,yall can keep fuhking these people if u want to, mo monkey p***y for me

 

Is this even questionable? You politely ask them for the money you spent on them prior to the "event", and you use that to pay for the cab that's going to take their ass home.

Here's how it rolls:

You: oh baby!
Her: Yes!
You: You like this don't You?
Her: God!
You: You are incredible!
Her: (poot)
You: (slowly removing yourself from anything you just heard sound coming from)
Her: Sorry! I'm just sooo hot for you!
You: (Slowly backing away from said person who has now admitted to repulsive noise) I know, babe. I do that to women.
Her: Come back over here. I want you!
You: Yellow cab is on the way.

Done & done.

 

29 posts later still no pictures..

 

Howard Stern is having a queef off right now for the title of Queen of Queefs.

The girls will be judged in 3 categories...longest, loudest, and most in 30 seconds.

Pics will be online later.

 

I have heard that before, lol.

 

Also known as the best of the vagina monologues.

 

Occurs more frequently during doggie....













..... somebody had to say it.

 

It's no big deal.

 

LOL! You just made my day.
AND saved my life! I had a terrible morning/weekend/week and was contimplating suicide before I read this! funny, funny,funny!