Sorry, but I love these: <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wnMiwRj_C7Y&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wnMiwRj_C7Y&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5n6chxpEINs&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5n6chxpEINs&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vtPk5IUbdH0&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vtPk5IUbdH0&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zInCs634aYw&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zInCs634aYw&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vDNP9LdVhb4&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vDNP9LdVhb4&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> And my favorite: (Which I dubbed 5 f*** hero.) My lyrics to the foreigner song are below: Standing in the rain, with his head hung low Couldnt get some pu**y, only a blown out ho. Heard the roar of his pants, he could picture the scene Put his hand on her ass, and he could only dream That that one big ass, just blew him away He saw fat in his eyes, but the very next day Got a beat up fat-ass, from a secondhand store Didnt know which way to plant her, but he knew for sure That one fat-ass, felt good in his hands Didnt take long, to understand This bid fat-ass, slung way down low Was a one way ticket, only one way to go So he started f*ckin Aint never gonna stop Gotta keep on f*ckin Someday he's gotta be on top And be the 5 F*** hero, (got ass in his eyes) He's the 5 F*** Hero He took one big ass! 5 F*** Hero, (ass in his eyes) 5 F*** Hero, comes in her eyes tonight In a town without a name, in a heavy downpour Thought he passed his own shadow, by the backstage door Like a trip through the past, to that day in the rain But that one big ass, made his whole life change He knew she had small boobies He just cant stop Gotta keep on f***in' That boy has got to stay on top And be a 5 f*** hero (he's got ass in his eyes) Hes a 5 f*** hero, (he would quit, if he were wise) Yeah, 5 F*** hero, (just don't buy her a pie) With enormous ass, he'll come. Come alive tonight Yeah, hes gotta keep f***** He just cant stop Gotta keep on F***** That boy has got to stay on top And be a 5 F*** hero (sill loves ass in his eyes) Hes a 5 f*** hero, (yet still bothered when he spies) Just one huge ass makes him wonder why Hes just a 5 F*** hero, aah aah aah 5 F*** hero! <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sbeQpeX8QtY&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sbeQpeX8QtY&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6oxzoDWY1PM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6oxzoDWY1PM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
Incomplete thread without a little Bronski Beat <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U7-q1WRaKNg&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U7-q1WRaKNg&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wcRnMfZyYrw&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wcRnMfZyYrw&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ANU27pE5LLw&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ANU27pE5LLw&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1US7gAmSkHE&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1US7gAmSkHE&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
XTC - Dear God <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hk41Gbjljfo&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hk41Gbjljfo&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> Mighty Lemon Drops - Inside Out <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aXbt6Kskx-Q&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aXbt6Kskx-Q&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> Biz Markie - Just A Friend <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xtr5-hOjJfs&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xtr5-hOjJfs&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
You gotta love Fatty. He starts a thread about how he's all worried because of his swollen nads, then follows it up an hour later with a thread on obscure 80's music videos. Beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems...
As long as he sticks to his day job - whatever that is - and avoids writing anymore lyrics, I'm good.
Forgot this one...one of my 80s favorites... Heaven 17 - Let Me Go <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q9uj98Tgm8Y&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q9uj98Tgm8Y&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
