Doritos/Cheetos

That's why I love this board: we tackle the really important issues.

The correct answer is:

At home alone, lick.

At restaurant or with friends, use napkin.

 

I just wipe it off. It feels nasty to lick it and then eat it again with the same fingers.
I would lick it if it was some warm poontangatang juice.

 

You never waste the cheesiness. EVER.

Lick'em and love'em

 

I [heart] cheedle.

(Anyone remember sniglets?)

 

Chips = fat-ass.

Eat at own risk.

 

Don't pull the Cheetos out of the bag with your finders. Bring the bag to your mouth and pour a couple of Cheetos into your mouth straight out of the bag.

 

I eat them with a fork and knife. That is what society types do so they don't get cheese on their fingers.

 

I eat Cheetos all the time at restaurants.

 

LOL. I do too.

I usually just lick it off. I don't usually eat chips outside of my home for some reason. However I never share my cheetos nor anything with my sister because she licks the doritos/cheetos and then eat it and licks her fingers and then she's dip her wet hands into the bag again. Then when I put my hand in there to grab a couple I'd get these half wet chips all over my finger and even the sides of the bag is wet.

 

Well, I eat at Subway a lot, and always get either Cheetos (original crunchy style) or Cool Ranch Doritos. Thus the Public Cheeto/Dorito Napkin policy.

And yes, I remember Sniglets. I use "cheedle" all the time. There are a few others that I love and really come in handy, such as "pastaplegic".

 

This cracked me up so bad.

 

Mustquirt is the only one I remember off the top of my head.

(it's the watery stuff that comes out of mustard squirt bottle before the mustard)