http://www.dumblaws.com/ Houston It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday. Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. Houston is actually not bad compared to cities in Florida, North Dakota, and New Jersey.
Oral Sex (giving or receiving) is illegal in like 12 states. In Mississippi, adultery - fornication - cohabiting is felony. In N.J., Florida, and etc, you're not allowed to have anal sex (sodomy) with anyone, even if it's consensusal act. Amazingly, you can drive camels on the expressway in Arizona. In South Carolina, if you promise to marry a girl you have to marry her according to state law....or you go pay heavy fine or go to jail.
FOr all the guys out there, don't get sexually aroused in public if you are in Nashville, Tennessee or the State of Florida....it's against the law. "Attempted Murder now makes sense." If stop Dyersberg, Tennessee make sure a woman doesn't call you to ask you out on a date. Also, if you need money, go broke, or homeless in Nashville make sure you go to the court house to get a $10 permit, which allows you to panhandle. Make you're at least 18 in Nashville, at least if you want to pinball. In New Jersey, it is illegal to delay or detain "homing" pigeon In Newport (R.I), you're not allowed to smoke pipes after sunset.
San Antonio It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
LeFors, TX It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing. what does that even mean?
It is illegal to deny the existence of God. (State of Vermont) Atheists, Buddhists, people who are they're own gods, and people with polytheistic faiths...............BEWARE
I could be mistaken, but I think it means if you're standing and you take three swallows of beer, it's illegal.
not dumb, but useful. A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.
Not necessarily, if both parties are impotent, then what would be the purpose of divorce Sex toys are banned in like 8 states, Nevada is one of them. In Tampa, Florida, under the law, a stripper is allowed to bare her breast or buttocks, all while she has to be at least six feet away from you. I didn't think Athens (GA) was so nuts..... *The Sale of two or more beers for the same price is not allowed *It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair. *On Mondays, it is illegal for one to whistle very loud after 11:00 PM. *Sec. 3-8-3. Age and time restrictions. (a) Use of amusement machines by persons under the age of 16 years shall not be permitted during normal school hours on any day Clarke County schools are in session. (b) No person under the age of 16 years shall be allowed to operate any amusement machine after the hour of 11:00 p.m. (Ord. of 4-7-92, § 3) (It say's on the site not pinball machine, but it would also include video games, electronic games, and any machine used for amusement) - f'ed up, but it's a state law in South Carolina and says no one under 18 is allowed. *Quitman (GA) - It is illegal for a chicken to cross the street.... * Columbus (GA) - Illegal to carve your name on a tree even though it's on your property Sec. 14-49. Profanity over telephone. It shall be unlawful for any person in the operation of any telephone installed within the city, to make use of any vulgar vituperation or profane language into and over such telephone. (Code 1914, § 663) Sec. 14-28. Hats; wearing in theaters. It shall be unlawful for any person to wear a hat or any other covering of the head which obstructs the view of other persons, in any theater, opera house, motion picture theater or any other building where an entertainment .... Florida, South Carolina, and California are pretty much insane...everyone can see for themselves (illegal to skateboard without license, may not kiss your wife's breast, having sexual relations with a porcupine) Key West - Chickens are protected species Pensacola - A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils. ( whoever came up with this law seriously needs to be shot....just about the most r****ded up thing I ever heard in my life) Sanford - Stage Nudity is banned, unless it is a bonda fide and geniune theatrical performance (does inspired effort by a stripper count? ) Chico - If you trigger a nuclear device or weapon, the city only charges you a $500 fine. Hermosa Beach - It is illegal to pour salt on the highway. In Los Angeles, it's against the law to bathe to babies at same time, cry on the witness stand, or even lick toads. But it's ok to beat your wife as long as strap is no longer than 2 inches, if longer than 2 inches he has to have the consent of his wife. Pasadena has a law which forbids secretaries and their bosses to be in the same room alone. (I wonder who came with that law). S.F. prohibits giving and receiving oral sex........ and it is against the law for a person "classified" as ugly is not allowed to walk down the street. In Walnut, children need permission from the sheriff to wear mask. Also, men need permission to dress as female from the sheriff. In the state of N.J., It's against the law to frown or show ugly face to officer. In South Carolina (b****es in heat, not making this one up). Sec. 4-27. Confinement of b****es in heat and stray dogs. (a) It shall be the duty of the owner, or any person having control, of any b**** to securely confine such dog and keep it concealed from view while such dog is in heat or proud. Lastly, it is legal in Alabama to have an incestous marriage....I know that's like a shocker of millenium.
