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Turn on your heart light for Glen.

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by fromobile, Nov 27, 2001.

  1. fromobile

    fromobile Member

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    ALIBALIAAAAAOOOOOOOOOYAYAYAYYAYAYATRRRRRREEIIIYAY YAAAA!!!!

    Brothers and sisters!!! Let us all center our chakrahs and meridians, get out your Bibles, Korans and Torahs, light your incense, drink your strychnine, grab some cobras, circumsize your sons and your daughters, turn on TBN and get your credit cards out!!! IT’S TIME TO PRAY!!!!!

    Glen is getting a larger piece of the offense now, whether he can shoot or not. Join hands, and say aloud with me..

    Ahem, cough, cough....


    “Dear Lord, as you shed light upon our hearts in 1995 when Dream and Vmax were out with injury, and you allowed our crippled and over priced vetran guard to glide us into the playoffs, send a full goblet of that same sweet nectar to Glen Rice, for we need it now more than ever.

    Amen”
     
  2. R0ckets03

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    Dear Lord, as you shed light upon our hearts in 1995 when Dream and Vmax were out with injury, and you allowed our crippled and over priced vetran guard to glide us into the playoffs, send a full goblet of that same sweet nectar to Glenn Rice, for we need it now more than ever.

    Amen”
     
  3. heypartner

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  4. fromobile

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    That's the ticket! Keep it coming!!!

    “Ohhhh…. I was standin’. By my window! (clap!) On a cold and cloudy day ay aaayy !”
    “when I saw the, hearse come rollin!! (clap!) To take my point guard away!!!”
    and will the circle, (Clap!)Be unbroken, (clap!) by and by, Lord by and By eye eye!”
    “hopefully after! (clap!) Recovery!!!! (clap!)Steve will still sky, lord, hope he can still skyyy.”
     
  5. Sane

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    Dear Lord, as you shed light upon our hearts in 1995 when Dream and Vmax were out with injury, and you allowed our crippled and over priced vetran guard to glide us into the playoffs, send a full goblet of that same sweet nectar to Glenn Rice, for we need it now more than ever.

    Amen”
     
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    (HMMMMMMM) A-ma-zin Rice, how sweet the sound, that fin-ally hit the three.

    Although his foot ain't a hundred percent...(slowly, I'm Paul Robeson on this one baby!) at least it ain't his knees.


    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    MENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
     
  7. fromobile

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    I better start seeing some more people AH-JOINING IN!!!! We can't do this alone!

    We're standing at the gates of Hades!!!!! We gotta come together.

    Keep it coming!!
     
  8. Francis3

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    Glen Rice sucks really bad.
     
  9. Ninja Sauce X

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    glen rice does not suck. wait a sec yeah he does
     
  10. Ninja Sauce X

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    God please bless this rocket house, and all who dwell within this rocket house
     
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    There is a God!

    AMEN! :)

    Amazing Rice ... I love it! :D
     
  14. ROXRAN

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    I would like to say a Aman and a hallelujahha...
     
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    then I noticed 8 pinstriped footprints, and then I realized that having Rice on the court is like playing four on five.

    that has made all of the difference.
     
  16. tozai

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    well Glen can't shoot much worse, I think by mid- December he'll get it up to 35% and after allstar break he'll either completely suck or get up to 45%
     
  17. ROCKETBOOSTER

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    Thy father, bless Glens afflicted feet.

    Amen
     
  18. Uprising

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    Oh lord, give to us a player, if Rice, so be it.
     
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    Lord please don't let Glen suck any more..

    Amen...
     
  20. Uprising

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    I swear i will no longer block TBN.
     

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