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vspan: NBA nearly destroyed me, but I no longer hate Van Gundy's lies

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by newplayer, Sep 21, 2007.

  1. playlife

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    lmao :D
     
  2. DonkeyMagic

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    i wasnt going to report but hell...why not :D
     
  3. DaDakota

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    Off topic: Where the heck did you find a lawyer that cheap? Was his name LHutz?
     
  4. codell

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    [​IMG]

    Don't let his rigid brow fool you. He has sued many a Greek Scientist for accusing innocent posters of being a sheepish Amare Stoudamire fan.
     
  5. DaDakota

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    ROFLMAO !!
    See, now that is DAMNED funny !!!!

    I think you could have held out for $25 an hour though.



    DD
     
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    Probably at the Super Van Gundy Brother Anti-Defamation Defense Fund.

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    Or perhaps at the Save The Van Gundy Family Legal Defense Trust Fund?

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  7. Easy

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    You know what? I think this pissing match thread is quite sad. Should've ended about 18 pages ago. But I can't resist coming back again and again because of posts like this. This is one funny thread in its own way. :D
     
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    I was practically ROFL when I read this.
     
  9. DribbleHooper

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    Deke = Old Busted Hotness. :D
     
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    I wonder if Deke visits V-Span in Greece if Deke would still ask "Who wants to sex Mutombo?"

    I mean they might mistake it for Greek love.
     
  11. DaDakota

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    Why thank you sir, and as my comedy coach used to say..."if you can reach just one"

    :D
     
  12. topfive

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    Dude, you missed your calling. Instead of a BBall Proctologist, you could've been a writer for Hee-Haw. Not just anyone can write a knee-slapper of this caliber.

    Still, your recent efforts as Rockets KnotsLanding have fallen FAR short of your BBall Proctologist masterpiece -- the human erupting volcano. You were the George Brett of wronged MoneyBall gurus, pine-tarring your way into ClutchFans lore with your Vesuvius impression.

    That rant a couple of pages ago was nothing -- NOTHING -- compared to the mushroom cloud briefly hovering over ClutchFans during the "I'm going home, but I'm coming back with my lawyer!" incident. Twenty years from now, I'm going to tell my ClutchFans-reading grandchildren that I was actually THERE when it happened. It was like having front-row seats when Hendrix torched his Stratocaster.

    BBall Internist had the fury to go along with the rant. You just have the empty rant. Face it, Rockets FalconCrest, you're the McCartney to your alter ego's Lennon. That's gotta hurt.
     
  13. Deckard

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    Jimi was a lot more entertaining.
     
  14. JeopardE

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    See ... I was really thinking that rant had a ton of potential when he started calling himself "Balls Science".

    Then all of a sudden the post died a gruesome, horrible, horrible death. This really has to be the saddest individual I've seen in the history of the internets.
     
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    you musta missed roy d elton

    :D

    "at least I screw sheeps"

    this guy (and his alterego) are just pathetic.
     
  16. DaDakota

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    Isn't there a way to confirm it by IPs etc? If it is the same guy, and it sure reads like it to me, (even if I agree with some of what he says), he should be perma banned for bypassing a ban.

    I manned up and honored mine......everyone else should do the same.

    DD
     
  17. Deckard

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    A true classic of ClutchFans! (well, ClutchCity.you-know-what) :D
     
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