This story did my heart good. Clowns KKKick KKK ass! Saturday May 26th the VNN Vanguard Nazi/KKK group attempted to host a hate rally to try to take advantage of the brutal murder of a white couple for media and recruitment purposes. http://www.volunteertv.com/special Unfortunately for them the 100th ARA (Anti Racist Action) clown block came and handed them their asses by making them appear like the asses they were. Alex Linder the founder of VNN and the lead organizer of the rally kicked off events by rushing the clowns in a fit of rage, and was promptly arrested by 4 Knoxville police officers who dropped him to the ground when he resisted and dragged him off past the red shiny shoes of the clowns. “White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Flour”. “White Power!” the Nazi’s angrily shouted once more, “White flowers?” the clowns cheers and threw white flowers in the air and danced about merrily. “White Power!” the Nazi’s tried once again in a doomed and somewhat funny attempt to clarify their message, “ohhhhhh!” the clowns yelled “Tight Shower!” and held a solar shower in the air and all tried to crowd under to get clean as per the Klan’s directions. At this point several of the Nazi’s and Klan members began clutching their hearts as if they were about to have a heart attack. Their beady eyes bulged, and the veins in their tiny narrow foreheads beat in rage. One last time they screamed “White Power!” The clown women thought they finally understood what the Klan was trying to say. “Ohhhhh…” the women clowns said. “Now we understand…”, “WIFE POWER!” they lifted the letters up in the air, grabbed the nearest male clowns and lifted them in their arms and ran about merrily chanting “WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER!” It was at this point that several observers reported seeing several Klan members heads exploding in rage and they stopped trying to explain to the clowns what they wanted. Apparently the clowns fundamentally misunderstood the nature of the rally, they believed it was a clown rally and came in force to support their pointy hated brethren. To their dismay, despite their best jokes and stunts and pratfalls the Nazis and Klan refused to laugh, and indeed became enraged at the clowns misunderstanding and constant attempts to interpret the clowns instruction. The clowns on the other hand had a great time and thought the Nazis were the funniest thing they had ever seen and the loud laughter of over 100 counter protesters greeted every attempt of the Nazis and Klan to get their message out, whatever that was. ..... After the VNNers left in their shiny SUVs to go back to Alabama and all the other states that they were from the clowns and counter demonstrators began to march out of the area chanting ‘WHOSE STREETS? OUR STREETS!” But the cops stopped the clowns and counter protestors. “Hey, do you want an escort” an African-American police officer on a motorcycle asked. “Yes” a clown replied. “We are walking to Market Square in the center of town to celebrate.” The police officers got in front of the now anti racist parade and blocked the entire road for the march through the heart of Knoxville. An event called imagination station was taking place and over 15,000 thousand students and their parents were in town that weekend. Many of them cheered as the clowns, Knoxvillians and counter protestors marched through the heart of Knoxville singing and laughing at the end of the Nazi’s first attempt at having a rally in Knoxville. ... http://asheville.indymedia.org/article/107Clowns
I usually get annoyed by protestors, but I could totally hang with those people. Gotta love their sense of humor.
That is funny. I wish the clowns would do that at all the fringe crowd marches whether it be for homosexual power, black power, white power, brown power, muslim marches -- the whole nine yards.
Fan Fricken tastic... True story - We were taking the kids to Corpus Christi for the weekend and staying at the Holiday Inn on the beach, but the weather was going to be terrible. We braved it anyway and it rained all weekend.......but, the best part of the story, was that the national clown convention was at that hotel and my kids got balloon animals and were in a clown parade, it was AWESOME !! Clowns is good folks ! DD
I agree -- counter protestors often just draw attention to what they are trying to protest. But I would have liked to have been part of this!!!!
You can say that again Rocket River brought several tears to my eye some of them cause it is funny as hell BRAVO CLOWNS . . .BRAVO!!
Now if only they would go to Kansas to see Fred Phelps and his possee.. "God hates fags!" ... "God hates jags!" (rip up Jax Jaguars gear) ... "God hates FAGS!" ... "God ate rags!" (do the old hanky-rope from the mouth trick) ... "GOD HATES FAGS!" ... "God plays tag!" (you're it!)
Jake:[To a patrolling officer] Hey, what's going on? Officer: Ah, those bums won there court case so their marching today. Jake: What bums? Officer: The #$%#ing Nazi party. Elwood: Illinios Nazis! Jake: I hate Illinios Nazis.
That's because those clowns needed to hide behind their thick makeup to show their hatred against the already oppressed white race.
