This is Spinal Tap - Ian. Yeah, listen, we'd love to stand around and chat, but we've gotta...sit down in the lobby and wait for the limo.
From Road to Perdition, a film that holds a special place in heart.... John Rooney: There are only murderers in this room! Michael! Open your eyes! This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven. Michael Sullivan: Michael could. John Rooney: Then do everything that you can to see that that happens. And then another of my favorite flicks..so many great lines... Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to run this ship? Jayne Cobb: Yes! Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [caught off guard] Well... you can't...
"That John Denver's full of ****, man!" Count Rugen: You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday. [Princess Bride] [True Romance section - I could almost say the whole movie] Alabama: I had to come all the way from the highway and byways of Tallahassee, Florida to MotorCity, Detroit to find my true love. If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would never have guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together. [In the Night Club after Drexel has beaten Clarence] Drexl Spivey: He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it? Marty: No man, It ain't white boy day. Clarence Worley: If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.
"Spider-Pig. Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does." The simpsons movie "Hasta la vista baby" Terminator 2
Serenity Lenore: Mal. That guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that? Boondock Saints [after Rocco accidentally turns a cat into a splatter on the wall] Murphy: I can't believe that just ****ing happened! Rocco: Is it dead?
the wizard "i love the powerglove... it's so bad." carrie "i should have killed myself when he put it in me." deuce bigalow male gigalo "that's a huge b****!" aliens "get away from her you b****!" half baked "devil 666, the mark of the beast, no, naughty, naughty jungle of love."
"you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall." & "you're GD right i did" <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8hGvQtumNAY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8hGvQtumNAY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
Assistant, to the crowd: "As a gift to our new el Presidente, each citizen will present his weight in horse manure!" el Presidente whispers: "Horse manure? I thought they were diamonds?" Assistant, to el President: "We are an agrarian country, senor." To the group: "What do you do if one of you gets bitten by a snake?" Member: "Suck out the poison." Member 2: "Suck out the poison." Member 3: "Suck out the poison." Woody Allen: "Sorry, fellas, I can't suck anyone's skin unless I'm formally engaged to them." Both from the movie Bananas But my all-time favorite, after the wife blows their $100,000 savings in one night in Las Vegas: "But you didn't understand the Nest Egg principle.." "I understood the Nest E.." (Interrupting) "Don't say it- you may not use that word!! Only those who understand the Nest Egg principle can use it. And don't use any part of it, either. Don't use Nest, don't use Egg--if you go into the forest, you can point and say that 'a bird lives in a round stick,' and that you have 'things' over-easy with toast." Lost In America
Hail to the chief, he's the chief and he needs hailing. He is the chief, so everybody hail like crazy.
Hey listen, I want somebody good, and I mean very good, to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands alright?
From Gattaca: "It should be you going up there...instead of me." "Why is that?" "Because up there your legs wouldn't matter." "I'm afraid of heights."
It appears we must redefine the nature of our association. I have not yet begun to defile myself. Tombstone
"Stick around." "It it bleeds, we can kill it." "C'mon kill me. C'mon! What are you waiting for? C'mon! " - Predator
