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Inspirational Work Credo?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by JuanValdez, Aug 30, 2007.

  1. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    what would vince do
     
  2. HOOP-T

    HOOP-T Member

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    Some ideas:

    "All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific."

    "Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

    "The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk."

    Alternatively, you can get one here:

    http://despair.com/viewall.html

    Enjoy.......
     
  3. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I'd rather be working.
     
  4. A-Train

    A-Train Member

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    Well, let me help you out there...

    Did you take my stapler?
    I got a case of the Mondays
    PC Load Letter? What the F*CK does that mean?
    Yeah...
    I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months
    [Insert boss's name] F*CKED HER!
     
  5. WildSweet&Cool

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    I was trying to hold back... but I just can't

    "If you could just go ahead and get that done as soon as possible, that would be greaaaaaat. Mmmkay?"

    "Human beings weren't meant to sit in little cubicles, starring at
    computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to
    eight different bosses drone on about mission statements."

    "Every single day of my life has been worse than the
    day before it. So, today is the worst day of my life."

    "I deal with the ******* customers so the engineers don't have to!! I have people skills!! I am good at dealing with people!!! Can't you understand that?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!"

    " I'd probably, say, in a given week, I probably do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work."

    "My real motivation is not to be hassled. That and the fear of losing my job, but y'know, Bob, it will only make someone work hard enough not to get fired."

    "We always find it's better to fire people on a Friday. It's statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if we do it at the end of the week."

    "Good luck with your layoffs. I hope your firings go really well."

    "I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing and it was everything
    that I thought it could be."
     
  6. King of 40 Acres

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  7. ClutchCityReturns

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    Serious

    "You can't always succeed, but you can always try"


    Not Serious

    "If you can't take the heat, build a better air conditioner"

    "Do unto others before they have the chance to **** you over"

    "Kiss the (insert your job title here)!"

    "**** you"
     
  8. Asian Sensation

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    LOL r****d kid.
     
  9. professorjay

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    One more: Never underestimate the heart of a champion.

    And then spray paint your basketball gold and carry it around w/ you.
     
  10. Billyp

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    F*** you, F*** you, F*** you, You're cool, F*** you, I'm out
     
  11. Lady_Di

    Lady_Di Member

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    Work Smart, not Work Hard! :D
     
  12. surrender

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    "I'm only working here to save money so I can move to Spain in a year"

    That's how I motivate myself
     
  13. Achilleus

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    Which is the most universal human characteristic - fear or laziness?
     
  14. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    All your base are belong to < insert main competitor's name here >.
     
  15. RIET

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    "Women seeking suitors on the Web take sexual risks"
     

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