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Inspirational Work Credo?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by JuanValdez, Aug 30, 2007.

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  1. JuanValdez

    JuanValdez Member

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    My office is doing some sort of pep rally tomorrow and everyone is supposed to write a personal credo about how we live/work/conduct ourselves and write it on a t-shirt to wear for the thing. I really hate these kinds of things.

    So does anyone have some sort of BS I can write on a shirt that will (1) satisfy the company that I'm not some sort of malcontent, and (2) not make me look like a chump.
     
    #1 JuanValdez, Aug 30, 2007
  2. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    "You're absolutely adequate"

    that's from the larry sanders show, man i miss it
     
    #2 pgabriel, Aug 30, 2007
  3. Billyp

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    Get money stay true
     
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  4. subtomic

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    Too.....many.......office space.......references......brain.......going........into........overload
     
    #4 subtomic, Aug 30, 2007
  5. weslinder

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    Are you a Christian?

    I had this on the wall of my last office: And whatsoever ye do, do it heartily, as to the Lord - Colossians 3:22
     
    #5 weslinder, Aug 30, 2007
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    "Sex on X!"
     
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    i was going to say "get rich or die tryin" ..but

    "Only accepts success"
    "My boss could beat up your boss"

    those 2 sounds pretty cheesey
     
    #7 dntrwl, Aug 30, 2007
  8. professorjay

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    Coffee is for closers.
     
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  9. wnes

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    "I got my inspirational tips from hangout on CF.net!"
     
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  10. WildSweet&Cool

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    "The beatings will continue until morale improves."
     
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  11. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    JV, I fear your two conditions are mutually exclusive. They cannot both be met. :(

    Perhaps you can try enigmatic.

    How about: "There is no Y in TEAM!"
     
    #11 B-Bob, Aug 30, 2007
  12. conquistador#11

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    well, I know it has been done several times but......

    [​IMG]

    "I will Be here next Year" shows confidence and stability in life. At the same time, you will be encouraging others to work just as hard, as you.
     
    #12 conquistador#11, Aug 30, 2007
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    "You can't spell TEAM without M E."
     
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    "Hispanic?"
     
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    Don't let work keep you from doing your job.
     
    #15 DonnyMost, Aug 30, 2007
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    I like turtles!!
     
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    " I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"
     
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    Have an arrow pointing down to your crotch with "Definitely inside the box" above it...

    Hell, pretty much anything with an arrow pointing to your crotch is gold...
     
    #18 A-Train, Aug 30, 2007
  19. JuanValdez

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    Lol, about what I was expecting. There's actually some I'm tempted to use. (And some that would probably get me fired.)
     
    #19 JuanValdez, Aug 30, 2007
  20. macalu

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    "If you weren't such a lazy ass mother****er, we wouldn't be having this stupid pep rally."
     
    #20 macalu, Aug 30, 2007
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