Go in there and say, with a Pakistani accent, "I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house, and she kick my dog. And now I'm going to **** her!"
The best cure. . . GET PISSED Think incredible Hulk Think of how they violating you How they degrading you Think of how they don't care about you It usually pisses me off. . . but then again . . I can be a bit too harsh afterwards Rocket River
If the dude gets pissed off just say: "Fer ease mutha b**ches!" That should distract him, and then you can pull out your pepper spray
Re: Anybody Have the Cure for Being a p***y? You could be a dick Borrow a jacket from your friendly neighborhood mailman. Mess up your hair, then go up there and beat on the door. If you see the peephole darken, that means they're looking at you. Mutter loudly, while banging yourself on the forehead, "Shut up! Shut up! All of you just shut up!" as if you're hearing voices. When/if they open the door, yell the magic words. "Shut up! You don't want to make me disgruntled!" When they see your postal worker jacket, well, I think they'll see your point of view.
You could fire a round into the ceiling while being extremely drunk. I actually had a former roommate do that. Ugh. <i>-Turbo</i>
My dad would tell you to get the shotgun,that will get them quiet. I hate confrontation to but if someone is invading your space or home no matter if its noise or whatever you have to go over and get crazy,do they know you?Remember strangers dont know if you are a "p***y" or not so just act like you are a badass!Most people will try to avoid confrontation so I think they will at least be a little more quiet if not silent. Being passive and nice is different than letting people walk over you,if you let them once they will surely start doing it everytime they get a chance! So my suggestion is,unless they are a professional athlete or fighter then I would go over and take care of buisness if that means an ass kicking for them or you!
I like Achebe's solution much more than my own or anyone else's here. I think you should try it and tell us all how it goes. This could be something you could patent...
Hydra, LOL. I noticed that earlier (well long after I had typed it) and felt I had to leave it be. I hate it when the time of edit is 3 days after you type the post. But now I'll act like I meant that the entire time by deferring to the Love & Death quote when Sonya and Boris are talking about raising a family (paraphrase): Sonya: Let's have 3 kids. Boris: Yes! One of each type...
