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Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Achilleus, Aug 23, 2007.

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  1. A-Train

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    His dick
    His dick
    His dick is on fire
     
    #21 A-Train, Aug 24, 2007
  2. Drewdog

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    Gives a whole new meaning to "smoking gun"
     
    #22 Drewdog, Aug 24, 2007
  3. Sextuple Double

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    At least he can get the girls hot pretty easily now......
     
    #23 Sextuple Double, Aug 24, 2007
  4. heypartner

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    did he put that dick in a box to smother the fire.
     
    #24 heypartner, Aug 24, 2007
  5. Austin70

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    Well he should stay away from Lindsay Lohan, don't they call her fire crotch?
     
    #25 Austin70, Aug 24, 2007
  6. kpsta

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    Lord Almighty, feel my temperature rising.
    Higher, higher, it's burning through to my soul.
    Girl girl girl, you've gone and set me on fire.
    My brain is flaming. I don't know which way to go.
    Your kisses lift me higher, like the sweet song of a choir.
    And you light my morning sky with burning love.
    Ooh ooh ooh, I feel my temperature rising.
    Help me, I'm flaming, I must be a hundred and nine.
    Burning burning burning, and nothing can cool me.
    I just might turn into smoke, but I feel fine.
    Your kisses lift me higher, like the sweet song of a choir.
    And you light my morning sky with burning love.
    It's coming closer, the flames are now licking my body.
    Won't you help me, I feel like I'm slipping away.
    It's hard to breathe, my chest is a-heaving.
    Lord have mercy, I'm burning a hole where I lay.
    Your kisses lift me higher, like the sweet song of a choir.
    And you light my morning sky with burning love.
    I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning love.
    A hunk, a hunk of burning love...
     
    #26 kpsta, Aug 24, 2007
  7. DonkeyMagic

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    anyone else find that comment funny in the dwarf story :D
     
    #27 DonkeyMagic, Aug 24, 2007
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    #28 leroy, Aug 24, 2007
  9. Tb-Cain

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    firecrotch!
     
    #29 Tb-Cain, Aug 24, 2007
  10. DonkeyMagic

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    lol. that is a good one too.
     
    #30 DonkeyMagic, Aug 24, 2007
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    I think they call her bald crotch.
     
    #31 KingCheetah, Aug 24, 2007
  12. windfern

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    Her husband must be so darn HOT! :D
     
    #32 windfern, Aug 24, 2007
  13. DonkeyMagic

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    i heard he's a rapper in his spare time... he really spits fire

    :D
    :)
    :confused:
    :(
     
    #33 DonkeyMagic, Aug 24, 2007
  14. Buck Turgidson

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    He wishes he had a detachable penis.
     
    #34 Buck Turgidson, Aug 24, 2007
  15. codell

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    Ya know, I once dated a girl who set my penis on fire, but as it turned out, it was just gonorrhea.
     
    #35 codell, Aug 24, 2007
  16. VesceySux

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    Ooooo. I do believe I've cracked the case, Guv'nor.
     
    #36 VesceySux, Aug 24, 2007
  17. Rocket River

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    I wonder what he was Watching??? I have a few guesses

    Rocket River
     
    #37 Rocket River, Aug 24, 2007
  18. Deckard

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    I've got League Pass, a wife, a DVR, and a TV in my bedroom. With 82 games a season, I've seen a few naked.
     
    #38 Deckard, Aug 24, 2007
  19. Rocket River

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    We know what she won't be getting for Christmas .. . .

    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BKOiBZpUKW8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BKOiBZpUKW8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

    Rocket River
     
    #39 Rocket River, Aug 25, 2007
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