Where is Condi Rice?

Shhhh! This is a good thing.

 

Rumor has it that she's hiding cuz she got pregnant. Who's the father?

 

porve, please!

Maybe she is burned out.
Maybe she is in an undisclosed location.
Maybe she is on vacation.

Maybe she went... to get some. fine. sun. glasses...

 

Great!

Now I have to gouge out my mind's eye.

 

Sura faints?

 

Well, we haven't seen basso for quite a while.

 

here’s no confusion in her conclusion
She wants to waste my time and that’s no delusion
Her final decision is perfection and precision
She’s grade a class - number one in her division

(chorus) she’s on it

She acts like a nag - I don’t know how it started
Even when I’m chillin’ - she acts r****ded
It’s gets annoying - so high on the tip
If a pirate had a def jam shirt - she’d be hard on his tip

(repeat chorus)

Cold chillin’ in the spot - and she won’t stop
She’ll do what’s best just to reach the top
She studies real hard - all night she’ll cram
In school she majors in advanced def jam

(repeat chorus)

Her bedroom eyes - they start to twitch
But she won’t front cause she’s got that itch
She’d drop to her knees if I’d only say please
Instead of counting sheep - cold counting beasties

(repeat chorus)

 

She told Pakistan not to declare martial law a few weeks ago. Which is a good thing....

 

She would've aborted it, no doubt. Is her uterus even capable of children these days?