One time, I was out having a drink and got to talking with a really hot, really attractive 50 year-old woman. We had a couple drinks, and were getting along well. After the third drink, she whispered in my ear, "Would you like to try a Mother/Daughter thing?" I said, "Hell yes!" and we got in my car, and drove to her house. We went in the front door, she dropped her keys on the entry table, and shouted upstairs, "Hey, Mom? You up?"
One time, I was in a bar having a drink, when I started talking with this really hot 50 year old chick. I bought her a couple more drinks, and we were getting along pretty well. After the third drink, she whispered into my ear, "Would you like to try a mother/daughter thing?" I said, "Hell yeah!" We got into my car and drove to her house. We went to her front door, , she dropped her keys on the entry table, and her uber hot 22 year old daughter was lying nekkid on the couch masturbating. "Well, it seems you're already warmed up", the 50 year old said. Both of us ripped off our clothes and we all went up to the bedroom and had wild sex all night...I came three times...
I don't know what is odder. The fact that this joke has been repeated THREE times in this thread, or the fact that "Rescue Me" just did THE EXACT SAME JOKE TONIGHT on the show. Oddly enough, I hadn't heard it before today. Now I've read it three times and watched it simulated on TV.
I was once drinking at this bar and talking up this pretty hot cougar. She leans over to me and says, "You ever try a mother daughter double team?" I slam down a 50 on the counter for the bartender and we hit the door. We get to her house and there's this hot twenty something greeting us a the door. I've got a grin bigger than the Grand Canyon and the Washington monument in my pants. We go in and the cougar says "Go get a drink while we get ready upstairs." She and the twenty something head up stairs and I'm already composing the letter to Penthouse in my head. After a few minutes of sweaty anticipation the hot twenty something comes down and says, "I'm heading out but Mom told me to tell you that Grandma is ready."
I was laughing so hard when they did that on Rescue Me. When she made the offer in the bar I knew exactly where it was going.
LOL come on man . . you're a rocker You mean . . all musicians don't do stuff like that???? You are totally ruining my image of the industry! Rocket River
