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what do astronuts do when they go banana?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by yuantian, Aug 20, 2007.

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  1. yuantian

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    just wondering. how long do they generally stay in the space? do they have a special master baiting room? what do the women do in the space? please no trolls :D

    edit: not trying to make fun of people, just really curious. maybe people don't want it in space. never been there, so i wouldn't know. now i feel bad for making this thread :(
     
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    so much potential.
     
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    they are probably too busy to have time for it
     
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    Well, I think they would have to...could you imagine that stuff floating around the ship?
     
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    Lisa Nowak??

    cosmonauts are disciplined individuals that can restrain themselves from having to take things into their own hand.
     
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    I wonder who cleans their zero-g showers.
     
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    It actually is a really, really big deal. The spaces are all so small and there is no chance to take a walk somewhere else. Also, apparently the space vehicles usually stink like a locker room, and there are also supposedly constant anoying noises.

    I want to say that back in the day, on Mir (the Russian station apparently had much worse than average noise and smell issues) there were two cosmonauts who got pissed off at each other and refused to speak for several months, even though they were the only two people in the station. I guess they relayed information through ground controlers.

    It is definately a stressful environment and this has always been an issue for long missions, and especially for any planned mission to Mars which would take a very long time.
     
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    Space prostitutes? (Newsradio anyone?)
     
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    They kidnap other astronauts and escape with them to Florida.
     
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    Among other things, pocket rockets come in handy for certain types of astronauts.
     
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    How can a guy get a woman to go down on him when everything floats up?


    As if it wasn't hard enough already...
     
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    Is YoYao back?
     
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    I can go a long time without relieving myself.

    I think they can too. :D



    It's be a good place to cheat on your wife though.

    Slim chance she would walk in on you.
     
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    GO BANANA!!!!
     
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