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Do you find Cottage Cheese attractive?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Aug 20, 2007.

  1. WildSweet&Cool

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    1. Different men like different kinds of women

    2. A husband will frequently find his wife attractive, regardless of whether or not she has slightly gained/lost weight.

    3. I personally like a woman with good curves. Not too fat. Not too muscular. Not too skinny.

    4. I think cottage cheese is a disgusting food product.
     
  2. professorjay

    professorjay Member

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    Don't ask a woman to change...ever! While you're in the doghouse, you'll probably do well here.
     
  3. cson

    cson Member

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    balla, stupid, stupid move.

    Allow me to translate.

    Here's what your wife heard : " I like fat women. I like you. You are fat. While we are on the subject, you my dear, and not even fat enough. If you were fat enough to display that weird skin thing that indicates you are too fat in a specific area, you'd be almost fat enough for me to completly love you. But you, are not there yet. Work harder on being fat and I will love you."

    Shti man, I wouldn't hold your hand either.


    ask her if I'm wrong. dare ya.
     
  4. swilkins

    swilkins Member

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    Better yet, don't.

    Don't say anything. You're a man. You have done enough. When men f#ck up, only God's time can heal the wound.

    Don't sit around and mope. Act like it never happen. Keep a positive outlook on life and offer to help on stuff. Watch a chick flick and cry.

    Never EVER mention this again. The fact that you lived has poisoned the male gene pool.
     
  5. Butterfingers

    Butterfingers Member

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    Swiss cheese baby or pepperjack :)
     
  6. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    I thought a woman would appreciate a guy who makes it clear he's cool with her gaining some weight and that he actually likes it. I mean that takes off the pressure don't it?
     
  7. finalsbound

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    Wow. If my boyfriend actually requested me to gain enough weight that cellulite forms on my legs, I'd back away slowly...
     
  8. swilkins

    swilkins Member

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    You are not God.

    Wake up everyday and try to think of ways to not f#ck up. You are a man. You will break far more than you will ever take credit for fixing. btw... Those things you thought you fixed? You didn't. It's impossible.

    She rules over you. She represents the very essence of your soul. You represent the outer effect, not the cause. Unless it is broken and that usually means that you didn't put your heart and soul in it. ie - You put yourself before the woman.

    bottom line - stop thinking and just wait until you reincarnate into a woman
     
  9. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    congratulations, you've made me depressed and laughed at the same time.
     
  10. Bogey

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    FYI, you don't have to be fat to have cellulite.
     
  11. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.
     
  12. hooroo

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    Shroopy2 Member

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    Easy, move to the country of Mauritania, where big and thick is in and skinny is considered respulsive. You'd literally be in hog heaven.
     

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