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Do you find Cottage Cheese attractive?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Aug 20, 2007.

  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    I told my wife that I hoped she would gain some weight cuz I find cottage cheese to be attractive. She was thoroughly disgusted by the comment and now refuses to even let me hold her hand.
     
  2. leroy

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    I thought this was some of your news of the weird.

    I was right.
     
  3. WWR

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    A little bit is acceptable.
     
  4. conquistador#11

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    yeah it gives me an erection every single time. :confused:

    Maybe it was the fact that you wanted to alter something about her?
     
  5. WWR

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    This isn't acceptable.

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Surfguy

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    You want your wife to have those ugly looking fat wrinkles on the backs of her legs that jiggle when she walks? Or, worse, you want that around her waist flabbing about while she wears a tank top above the belly button?

    I think you should just smear some cottage cheese on her if that's your thing.
     
  7. DonkeyMagic

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    you are a true freak and i cannot believe you are married and actually have the stones/lack of common sense to ask ask her to that.
     
  8. macalu

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    to be fair, she should take it as a compliment. but still, who'd want their woman to be sporting cottage cheese?
     
  9. DonkeyMagic

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    well, she "should" take it as a compliment...but we are talking about a woman here. :D

    i dont know...i am very disturbed by this thread.
     
  10. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    I thought she'd be happy that I wanted her to gain weight, not lose it. The cottage cheese remark just kinda slipped out while I was making my case for her to gain some weight.
     
  11. A-Train

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    Yeah, cottage cheese might be the most unattractive cheese ever.

    [​IMG]

    Smoked cheddar, on the other hand, is a beautiful site to behold...
     
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  12. RocketsPimp

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    The weirdness of the hangout regulars never ceases to amaze me.
     
  13. KingCheetah

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    You know what else I find attractive?


    Mustard.
     
  14. WhoMikeJames

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    I'd Hit it.
     
  15. rrj_gamz

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    I call BS...

    No way you ask your wife to gain weight...It's usually the opposite that happens and then you get slapped...
     
  16. RocketMan Tex

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    I like to eat cottage cheese, but I don't like to see it on human body parts.
     
  17. hotballa

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    what can I say, I like em thick. :D
     
  18. swilkins

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    You might want to not talk for a while.

    It doesn't seem to be working for ya.
     
  19. AstroRocket

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    Seconded. hotballa, that was just dumb man. You gotta be smarter than that.
     
  20. Manny Ramirez

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    I also don't like to see it on human body parts, but unlike you, Tex, I don't like eating it either.
     

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