I told my wife that I hoped she would gain some weight cuz I find cottage cheese to be attractive. She was thoroughly disgusted by the comment and now refuses to even let me hold her hand.
yeah it gives me an erection every single time. Maybe it was the fact that you wanted to alter something about her?
You want your wife to have those ugly looking fat wrinkles on the backs of her legs that jiggle when she walks? Or, worse, you want that around her waist flabbing about while she wears a tank top above the belly button? I think you should just smear some cottage cheese on her if that's your thing.
you are a true freak and i cannot believe you are married and actually have the stones/lack of common sense to ask ask her to that.
to be fair, she should take it as a compliment. but still, who'd want their woman to be sporting cottage cheese?
well, she "should" take it as a compliment...but we are talking about a woman here. i dont know...i am very disturbed by this thread.
I thought she'd be happy that I wanted her to gain weight, not lose it. The cottage cheese remark just kinda slipped out while I was making my case for her to gain some weight.
Yeah, cottage cheese might be the most unattractive cheese ever. Smoked cheddar, on the other hand, is a beautiful site to behold...
I call BS... No way you ask your wife to gain weight...It's usually the opposite that happens and then you get slapped...