Most embarrasing moments of your life?

In 9th grade, during a history class, I had what I think is easily my most embarassing moment.

The teacher was lecturing, students were listening, nothing out of the ordinary was going on. There was no cause for concern, no good reason to be alarmed or worry in any way, but for causes unbeknownest to me to this very day, I had a serious lapse of self control, and let one rip in class. It was one of those that sneak up on you, and take you completely by surprise.

I was a quiet kid in high school, generall keeping to myself during classes, speaking out rarely. So this particular instance was so <b>very</b> out of character for me, the entire class (including the professor AND his observing teacher-in-training) paused for an excruciating 3 seconds, during which the room was so silent I could have heard a fly perform the same embarassing folly I had just displayed, and then everyone burst into unbridled laughter at my expense. I can't really blame them, I am sure I would have laughed if I was in their place. But again, being that I didn't really go for the whole public joke thing, I couldn't laugh it off, and could only think to put my head down in complete and utter embarassment, hiding my face (which, incidentally, was as red as a beet) until all the laughter blew over.

But the laughter did not stop as soon as I thought it would. No, they had to go on for what seemed like a solid 5 minutes.
The teacher ended the laughter with the smartass remark, "Well, if the air doesn' t get too stagnant, let's continue..."

I still to this day cannot believe I did that. I am sure there will be other more embarassing stories told here, and told better I am sure. But this was my story.

 

I remember in year 9 Chinese Class we had this really bad teacher who couldn't speak much English. So naturally the classes were disorderly and no-one paid much attention anyway.
Back to the story- so during one of those classes I'm drawing cartoons in my folder when she comes up to me. She lent over the desk and ripped the page out and shouted: "WHAT YOU DOING??? YOU DRAWING PICTURES OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND??? YOU LOVE THIS WOMAN!!?? GO DOWN TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AND TELL HIM THAT YOU LOVE THIS DRAWING!!"
She then proceeded to pass the page of drawings around the class. Boy, did I get it from the other students that day....and every other day for ages.

 

When I was 10, I was an altar boy!

One time I was doing this weekday mass with my buddy and we were laughing from the very first minute, just cutting up and laughing about stupid ****.

Towards the end of the service, during the Our Father, all that chuckling and laughing just caught up with me and I let one rip!!!!!

It wouldn't have been so bad if there were more than 7 people at that particular mass, and because of the small crowd the priest asked those attending to come up to the alter to pray the Our Father....holding hands! Damn, Dear Lordie Jesus, please forgive me, I knew not what I was doing....

We got a stern lecture afterwards from the priest, but you know how that Catholic stuff works. I'm forgiven you silly!

 

I think everyone's most embarrassing moment must include a fart and the 7th grade..

Me: Killough Middle School - 7th Grade Phys. Ed. class.. Fortunately, we were in the locker room so there were no girls around (although they all heard about it later).. Our Coach was giving his little speech about how we all had to really push it on our long distance run. Right after he asked if anyone had any questions, the room was silent for a split second and then I dropped my bomb (it was a creeper.. I didn't know it was coming)... The worst part is that I didn't know how to react. Everyone jumped away from me and I was sitting in the middle of the room w/ a bunch of kids laughing hysterically.... so I said "excuse me" which made them laugh even more.. I had a lot of kids come up to me and say "excuse me" after that.. It definitely could have been worse, but that was extremely embarrassing..

 

This passing gas stuff is lightwieght compared to the debacle I am about to unleash, the worst part of it all, is that it happened just weeks ago......

Anyhow, I was the best man at my best friends wedding, made it through the cerimony flawlessly, we ate, did the cake thing, I made my toast and all that good stuff, then the fun started.....

A couple more of my drinking buddies came to the wedding, my drink of choice happens to be Jim Beam and coke, well, earlier that day I bought, what we call, a "handle of Beam" its close to a gallon, if it isnt a gallon. This was what we were going to drink during the dance/reception, and drink we did. There were three of us drinking from the bottle, one of the drinkers, who happened to be my father, is a lightweight when it comes to dancing with the bourban, and I swear on my life when I say this, we finished that bottle in a few hours, I dont know an exact time, cause I dont remember a whole lot and the details still come in skechy to this day.....

Well, after we polished that bottle off, I was kinda just sitting at our table, this was after all the important stuff had taken place thank God, and then all of a sudden, I just started "calling Earl", throwing up for those who are a bit slower

You may ask, "throwing up where ?" I threw up all over the table we were all sitting at, and I didnt throw up just once, I had to throw up like 4 times, everywhere. Then, after I put my diner and drink back on the table, I am told I decided to rest my chin in it. Some got on my and my tux, a whole 'nother story. Needless to say, the place was filled with people I know and respect. I didnt so much realize what I had done at the time, cause I was way passed drunk, I was done, and it was only 10:30.....

Luckily, my mom and dad were there. I dont know how much help my father was, they said he was laughing the entire time, and the other gentleman who partook in the bottle, was gone, he says the smell alone almost made him throw up. They cleaned up the mess and took me home, I quickly "crahsed" and woke up the next morning. This is when it really all hit me, if you can only imagine what was going through my head, did I ruin the wedding ??, what were people thinking ??, I wanted answers, it was like 8:30 am and I was already calling people to find out how bad it was......

All in all, they all say that it was bad, but that my parents went into action like a Toxic Waste crew, and had the who thing cleaned up pretty quickly, they say the whole thing lasted 5 min, and I was on my way home. They say I was lucky, that it could have been much worse if not for my parents. who laughed at me the next day when I woke up.

Word is the party went on without a hitch, and I didnt ruin a thing, that was really my only concern, I guess in the end I didnt really care how bad I made myself look, so long as I didnt ruin anyones wedding day. Oh well, I guess the moral of my story is, I need to learn a little moderation......

Maybe one day I will

 

It wasn't the most embarrassing, but it was close…

In the 10th grade I had to do a report on the Renaissance. In particular, the knights and their customs. I figured I'd go to the Texas Renaissance to do a little research. I was mainly interested in the fighting and jousting. I must say that all the information I gathered was quite good and extensive.

Back to the report and speech, (which happened to be given to the entire honors English classes of 1st period, about 150 people). I was rocking! I had them enthralled! Going into complete detail of the fighting, the armor and customs of the time. And then it happened! In the process of describing how one of the knights was wielding one of his swords and using a stump as his victim, he put a two-inch "dick" into the stump.

Silence….

Then it hit me! I intended to say "dent"

150 honors English students burst into uncontrollable laughter!

The rest of the day was horrible

 

I wish I could talk about my friends here, but since this is about me, my moments included

1) Getting the giggles and laughing uncontrollably in a college class for about 45 minutes. Everybody could hear us. I have never laughed so hard in my life. I was literally in pain trying to hold back and cover my luaghter. My friend was laughing too, which kept us both going. We were in the front row and we both did research for the professor who was lecturing. Boy was that embarassing.

2) I got a little excited in front of the woman I used to babysit for. She was hot. Nothing I could do to hide it. Somehow I kept my job.

3) I had to do a French class skit with the hot girl in class. Ironically, it was a Santa Claus skit. She came up and sat on my lap. That was enough to make me nervous and I flubbed every line. Embarassing. We got a bad grade. She hated me.

4) I fell asleep, woke up, had breakfast, went out to catch the school bus. My friend walked up to me and said what are you doing. It was 7 pm. Not 7am.

 

While I was a pledge at Stephen F. I passed out drunk at Crossroads and my buddies handcuffed me to a pole in the middle of the dance floor. I slept there until the police came and, after uncuffing me, recuffed me for a PI. I had NO CLUE what the hell was happening.

 

7th grade....voice cracked during a oral presentation at beginning of year. Had to do comedic piece later in the year. A quarter of the class did their presentations on my presentation.

11th grade Oral quiz...I answered a question "The Pubic Wars" instead of Punic Wars

11th Grade same class. Richard started singing "This Lion sleeps tonight" softly during a serious lecture...Holocaust I believe. I started laughing. The teacher was pissed that I showed a lack of respect for whoever was being slaughtered (Jews, Gypsies, etc.).

And the most embarrassing moment of my life (drum roll)...I was talking to this girl in my astronomy class (self paced, we're waiting for our turn) during registration time period. She was telling me she was going to take Differential Equations next semester. I told her not to take Radin. Saying he was the most evil man on campus. His tests were much more difficult than the other professors.

His problems involved difficult algebraic steps that took up time needed to solve the equations. He took off more for arithmethic mistakes due to working fast than lack of knowledge in the course. I go off for about 4 minutes on all the horrible stories I had....including the Runge Kutta problem that had to be solve for three iterations at 3 decimal places.

She blushes...I'm thinking its because I used words like Satan and Devil a few times to many to describe him. She pulls out her ID card...Teresa Radin. She was his daughter and she didn't have hooves. Amazing! She did say that her dad was very unreasonable about many things, math being one of them.

Btw, I worked my butt off for a B. I was disappointed since I knew my differential equations, cold.

 

I have alot, but the best one happened to me in 7th grade, as well but it didn't have to do with farting.

It was near the end of the schoolyear and it was in my Life Science class that this happened. My teacher was this old woman who had a reputation of being very strict but an excellent teacher. Well, one day she decided to give us a free day and let us play bingo.

She had these beans, I guess you would say they were lima beans..I really don't know what they were, to use for the bingo chips. Well, I got bored really quickly during all of this, and I begin to notice that the beans had a unique smell to them. I picked one up and decided to investigate closer. I had the thing on my finger and took a sniff. One problem..my sniff was so big that the damn bean shot up my nose! Even worse, it stayed there! I couldn't believe that this had happened and panicking, I told the teacher about it. She couldn't believe it and the whole class started laughing. She then told me to just blow my nose (duh..why didn't I think about that!). So, I covered the other nostril up and did a giant exhale. You should have seen that bean fly across the room! It eventually landed on this guy's desk and he started complaining because the bean had mucus all on it!

Up in to my senior year in high school, I was known as the kid who got a bean stucked up in his nose.

 

Embarrassing moment #1

mr_oily, I've got one close to yours. I was an altar boy in a big catholic church. I didn't really like being an altar boy, because it always made me so nervous that I would mess up in front of hundreds of people. Well, one day, the church was full and I was serving as an altar boy. There were only two of us that day and the other boy was 2 years older than me. He started telling me dirty jokes, and I couldn't help but giggle a little bit. I kind of quit paying attention to the priest until he finally got our attention by waving us up to the altar. This wasn't normal and I figured that he needed something.

We went up and he told us to go back and take off our robes, that we were done for the day. Like I said, this was a big church and I think that was the longest walk that I had ever taken in my life. Boy did I get it from my Mom later too. I guess that was embarassing and shameful.

Embarrassing moment #2

I went to Wichita Falls for my cousin's wedding and we all went out the night before to party at a bar in downtown. We had a good time and I got pretty drunk. Everyone wanted to leave, but I wanted to stay at the after hours bar. I told the last person (my ride) that I would get a stranger to drive me home. I was drunk enough to think that I would actually hook up.

I danced for a while and then I started getting bored when my drunk wore off. Of course, I hadn't met anyone and I decided that I would walk the five miles home because I was too embarrassed to call someone to pick me up. As I was walking out of downtown, I started to get very tired and I looked for a place to sleep. I found a bridge and crawled up into one of the holes and slept there. I woke up the next day about 6:30 a.m. because I got cold and then I went to the McDonald's and ate. I called my Aunt to come pick me up and I had to explain the whole thing and that I slept under the bridge. Besides the actual marriage, I was the biggest news that day and I still can't enjoy a peaceful Thanksgiving dinner with my family without them making bridge jokes.

Embarrassing moment #3

I'm sure that many people can relate to this one. I was taking a meteorology class at A&M and there were about 120 students in the room. The lecture was pretty boring that day and I fell asleep in my chair. Not that big of a deal until I tilted my head back while I was sleeping. I woke myself up with the sound of my own loud snoring. Then I realized that I was in class and everyone was staring at me. The professor had to stop class for a second because of my snoring and everyone laughed. I thought about getting up and leaving class because I was so embarrassed, but I just looked down and pretended to read my book. Now that I think about it, this was probably my most embarrassing of my embarrassing moments.

I've got more, but I'll stop here.

 

Boy, I really hestitate posting this one...

Set up:

1. 10th grade, Kubasaki High School, Okinanwa Japan.
2. Serious water rationing, US army supplies mobile water units
3. Free to bring our own water supplies (canteen, etc.)
4. rH would appreciate my reputation back then.

This dude, Ken Norimoto and I both brought our own containers of water, well, not really. He brought gin, I brought this peach wine called Akadama. We had the first 3 periods together - planning an all day party - and proceeded to get **** faced in the first one.

Second period was health and it had its own bathroom (off the gym). I am sitting sorta in the middle of class feeling no pain and had absolutely no focus.

A sudden urge to pee struck me. Of course, my reputation was well known by the teacher, so every attempt to request a pass was denied.

Everybody knew what was going on...heck, I could not sit still at all.

Well, you can guess what happened next. Not only was it audible (drip drip drip), it STUNK. And I must have pissed fricken Lake Michigan that day.

Needless to say, Ken and I took the rest of the day off and headed for the beach.

I was actually not so embarrased that day, but the next, GOD! My reputation took on a whole new color.

Wow, I have not thought of this for a long time. Good reason I guess.

RR

 

How could farting in 7th grade be embarassing?We use to praise the loudest tooters in my 7th grade classes,at least the guys!

My most embarrasing moment was in a strip club,I was pretty lucky though.OK I had on a thick cotton Jumpman shirt on over a t-shirt and it was hot so I took it off,which was a GREAT idea.Okay,I was getting hot and I wasent even buzzing yet on the Crown and Coke and I was having a good time with a buddy,all of a sudden the Crown just snuck up and hit me and I was drunk as hell when a stripper came over and sat next to me,then she said that if any Police came in just tell them the Crown was hers since I was only like 19-20yrs old.well right when she walked off I told my buddy I wanted to go and he looked all confused so right then i picked up the over shirt and threw up all over it and I was throwing up so much I was runing out of shirt,so I went in the booth,my buddy and me went outside cooled off then he asks me if I wanted to go back in,I look down at myself and I had puke all over me and the stinch was horrible,obviously I said no but the thing is he was dissapointed not that I threw up and embarrased him but that I didnt want to go back in!!!

 

That's messed up....

Mine was when I was in the 5th grade and I took a little fart and some girl jumped up and got scared. Then I turned all red, I thought nobody heard it...


But that's not my most embarrasing moment, I have alot...