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Teen Ordered to Stay 30 Yards Away From Animals After 1-Year Affair With Local Sheep

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Jul 5, 2007.

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  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    I'm trying to not post so much new threads, but this made me laugh out loud. Specially the part about him leaving with his shirt in his hand :D Poor sheep.

    http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/homepage/x591567708

     
    #1 hotballa, Jul 5, 2007
  2. xlr817

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    Damn sheep rapist! Hopefully, sheeps in the area will feel much safer now! :eek: :p
     
    #2 xlr817, Jul 5, 2007
  3. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    He was just trying to help the sheep over the fence.
     
    #3 boomboom, Jul 5, 2007
  4. OldManBernie

    OldManBernie Old Fogey

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    Maybe it wasn't rape, it could have been consensual. They should put the sheep on the stand.
     
    #4 OldManBernie, Jul 5, 2007
  5. xlr817

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    LOL! :D
     
    #5 xlr817, Jul 5, 2007
  6. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    Gig 'em!
     
    #6 El_Conquistador, Jul 5, 2007
  7. Blatz

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    #7 Blatz, Jul 5, 2007
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    So glad Texas A & M doesn't have a law school.
     
    #8 bejezuz, Jul 5, 2007
  9. Cannonball

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    He was charged with cruelty to animals. How do we know the sheep didn't enjoy it?

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    #9 Cannonball, Jul 5, 2007
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    "alllllllll riiiiiiiiiight."
     
    #10 bladeage, Jul 5, 2007
  11. AstroRocket

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    Geez, not one roydelton joke? What's happenend to this board? :(
     
    #11 AstroRocket, Jul 5, 2007
  12. Behad

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    Beat me to it. I was looking for the actual post (that's gone now)
     
    #12 Behad, Jul 5, 2007
  13. AstroRocket

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    Me too. But I did find this gem:

     
    #13 AstroRocket, Jul 5, 2007
  14. Uprising

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    Lame...



    As for the story. LMAO.
     
    #14 Uprising, Jul 5, 2007
  15. Rox_fan_here

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    I love how they call it an "affair"

    I picture the sheep wearing some red skanky cocktail dress with a pearl necklace and a glass of cheap wine in her hoof.

    "Hey baby Im sorry I was late."

    "Baaa"

    "Why so cold with me baby, come here"

    "Baa Baa"

    "What do you mean I smell like goat. Look I told you I was breaking it off with the goat, it just takes some time. Look I love you its just I need to handle this situation delicately."

    "Baa BBBaaaaa"

    "Ahh always with the nagging. For once cant we just forget about her. You know I love you."
     
    #15 Rox_fan_here, Jul 5, 2007
  16. Lynus302

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    You got it backwards: The pearl necklace should come as part of the make-up sex after the argument, not before.
     
    #16 Lynus302, Jul 5, 2007
  17. Yaozer

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    At least he's not ghey. Not that there's anything wrong with it..
     
    #17 Yaozer, Jul 5, 2007
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