Ummm. wtf. I don't know how I would react if a woman ever told me this. It's stupid enough if a dude says it - but hearing it from a woman would just seem forced and really, really awkward. Who writes this **** anyhow? People get paid for this crap?
I concur. I'm not sure about laughter, since I'm not forever trying to make people laugh, but I suppose if my wife never laughed at my jokes, that'd get oppressive. As for the others, "your arms are bigger" doesn't help much. That's like going from -10 to -9, maybe an improvement, but nothing to feel too cocky about. "The kids adore you," I know that already. It makes me feel good, but my daughter already lets me know. "You the man" -- I can't imagine my wife saying that; she has trouble bringing herself to use a contraction, so forget about grammatically neanderthallic idioms. "Cute feet" does nothing. "What do you think" seems more like a chore than a compliment, especially those wide-open ones where you don't even have a subject to think about. But, good list anyway. Even the ones that don't move me sound like they'd be effective somewhere. Except the feet; what's up with that?
The greatest compliment a woman can give a man is to let him shoot one down her mouth and then say nothing.
