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[Worst.Song.Ever.] Nominees

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bladeage, Jun 26, 2007.

  1. what

    what Member

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    Ding Ding Ding.

    Ricoooooooooooooooo Suaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I can't stand this song.

    PS, Some of these songs on you guys mention, are great. What's Going on? by the non-blondes. Come on. That is a great song.
     
  2. Matador

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    This song turned me off of hip-hop for years.
    My least favorite song of all time...

    Aaliyah - Are you that somebody? The most annoying hook of all time...the sound of a baby crying wah-wah over and over. "Sometimes I'm goodie, goodie. Sometimes I'm naughty, naughty." where is the vomit smilie?
     
  3. Bono

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    i felt really bad when Queen of the Damned came out and i thought it and her were god awful but she had just died. It was like awwww she died but she really can't act.
     
  4. Smokey

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    Mute this one and you can watch a hot Christina Aguilera:

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  5. silkmandarin

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    Spin Doctors- Little Miss Can't be Wrong
    Candlebox- choose a song
     
  7. david_rocket

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    This should be in the tourney

    Rebelde or any RBD songs

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    Gasolina by Daddy Yankee or anything reggaeton songs.

    Any paulina Rubio songs, this video is "Ni Una sola Palabra"

    Any Backstreet boys songs

    Mama mia by Abba teens

    MMM boop by Hanson
     
  8. david_rocket

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    Paulina Rubio "Ni una sola palabra"

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    And this with Slash of GNR, he must need money to do this, its very low for him.

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  9. bladeage

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    keep em comin.. top 50 songs get in the tourney... i start it on friday at 5.
     
  10. OrangeCountyCA

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    WTF !!! :eek:
    LOL !!! :D
     
  11. JuLiO-R-

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    Have these been posted?:

    Summer Girls - LFO

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    Last Night - P. Diddy

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  12. yo

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    am I the only one here who hates BLUE OCTOBER??? They are ATROCIOUS!

    "I wanna swim away but don't know HOOOOOOWWW"
    something something something take me DOOOOWWWNNN"

    "HAAAAATE me todAAAAAYYY"

    They're not singing, but they're not rapping.... they're kind of just talking and yelling... oooo i hate them. :mad:
     
  13. WWR

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    This song sucks.

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  14. arno_ed

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    Man you guys are lucky you do not life in the netherlands. These songs are bad, but not close to some terrible dutch songs.

    some examples
    Jantje Smit
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    Frans bouwer
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    Gerard Joling
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    Beat those songs, ps they were all number one hits here.
     
  15. ArtV

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    The Lion Sleeps Tonight - a #1 song
    Muskrat Love - a #4 song
    50 Ways to Leave Your Lover - a #1 song

    These 3 songs set the bar on Worst.Songs.Ever.
     
  16. MadMax

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    Julio --

    you're brilliant. i think you win. i think that summer girls song is so bad it's good. seriously. i'm singing that song the other day in the shower for no reason whatsoever.

    New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits
    Chinese food makes me sick
    and I think it's fly
    when girls stop by
    for the summer
    for the summer

    seriously, that's just awful. to the point of being comic. which then makes it brilliant. because it's so awful.
     
  17. Deji McGever

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    -Top 40 music (of any genre) in at least the past 8 years.
    -Mass appeal 80's music, especially if targetting middle aged women and prominantly featured in soundtracks (I.E. Dirty Dancing).
    -The advent of 70's "soft rock".
    -Country music after the "outlaw" genre faded away, and Nashville decided cleavage and drum machines were the way of the future.
    -Rap post-Public Enemy
    -R&B/Soul post-Marvin Gaye
    -Alternative music pretty much at the point it started being called "alternative music" by record companies. The end result is appropriating trends of original ideas and churning out craptastic "goth" like Evanessence, "punk" like Avril Levine and "alternative rock" like Korn.
    -Anything engineered to appeal to suburban teenage girls: New Kids on The Block, New Edition, Brittney Spears and nearly anything not called the Monkees.
    -haircut (AKA "butt" rock of the 80's).
    -House / trance


    So in the end, what we have left is that which is not overexposed manufactured pop music, is to generalize: Blues, Willie Nelson, alt-country, gospel, free jazz, and world music (which, to me, would include the electronic stuff that doesn't offend the ear).

    I'm not sure what to nominate...although, last night, in a bar, "Ice Ice Baby" was played at loud volumes with absolutely no ironic intent and listened to with straight faces and tapping feet.

    I'll have to go with that one. It's still stuck in my head...the background singer whispering: "Ice Ice Baby to Goooo, to Goooo."

    May Zach Wheat save us all. :)
     
  18. Palmray

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    Eiffel 65 - blue (da ba dee)

    My view turns black, and I feel the pure hate rising up when I hear that song. God, you cannot imagine how much I hate this song. Worst song ever, ever, and ever ever...... :mad:
     
  19. Rocket River

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    I second this one

    Rocket River
    it rattles in your head sending you slowly to insanity
     
  20. bladeage

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    i dont even think I've heard that one.
     

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