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Caption Game: Taliban learn to tell time....

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by rockHEAD, Nov 1, 2001.

  1. rockHEAD

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    actual caption: Taliban ambassador to Pakistan, Mullah Abdul Salam Zaeef checks his watch during a news conference in Islamabad, November 1, 2001. Zaeef said that Afghanistan's ruling militia had detained several U.S. citizens. The ambassador said he had no information of how or when the U.S. citizens were detained. Some media reported that Americans had been captured when Afghan opposition commander Abdul Haq, who crossed secretly into Afghanistan to raise rebellion, was seized by Taliban forces and summarily executed last week. (Jason Reed/Reuters)


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    I know there's some good captions out there, just waiting to be posted!

    rH
     
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    "Better wrap this up. It's almost time for Dharma and Greg."
     
  3. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    The 12:15 bombs came a little early tonite.
     
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    While listening to "Mo Money, Mo Problems....."

    "Throw your Rolies in the sky, wave em side to side, keep your hands high, while I give your girl the eye. Playa please, lyrically...."
     
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    Do we, The Taliban, operate on Daylight Savings Time? How about the US military?!!
     
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    Time to make the doughnuts.
     
  7. rockHEAD

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    "When Mickey's tail goes around all the numbers once, that's a minute. Whatever number Mickey's little arm is on, is the hour, and whatever number Mickey's big arm is on are the minutes...look Mama Osama... I'm learnding, I'm learnding....Mullah is a big boy...."
     
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    How the hell can these bastards afford a Rado? Presuming that watch is a Rado, which I am pretty sure it is.
     
  9. VesceySux

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    Well, this thingamajig on my wrist is lighter than carrying around a sundial. AND it's shiny to boot! Mmmm... Shiny wrist doo-hickey...

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    Stupid Americans. That U.S. general guy said he'd give me until 17:30 to surrender. My watch only goes up to 12...
     
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    "I've got some time to kill."
     

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