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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by gr8-1, Oct 31, 2001.

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  1. Chance

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    Q. What would greatly improve the overall looks of Sam Cassell?

    A. The limerick about the guy from Nantucket.
     
    #21 Chance, Oct 31, 2001
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    Q: The most common thing heard at the Womens US Open finals in Richard's section.

    A: Osma Bin Ladins Turbin
     
    #22 Ty_Webb, Oct 31, 2001
  3. gr8-1

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    Q: What will the Bush daughters use as a g-string once Osama is captured?

    A: Thomas Hamilton posting up Oliver Miller.
     
    #23 gr8-1, Oct 31, 2001
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    Q. What has 4 legs, 2 sandwiches, and weighs 900 lbs?
    A. Maybe, maybe no
     
    #24 Franchise2001, Oct 31, 2001
  5. heypartner

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    A. What did popeye really mean to write in his infamous "I Will" thread.

    Q. A sticky Curling Iron
     
    #25 heypartner, Oct 31, 2001
  6. gr8-1

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    Q: What is the most popular sex toy in College Station?

    A: shanna, francis 4 prez, smokey
     
    #26 gr8-1, Oct 31, 2001
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    Q. What does moochie norris hate the most?

    A. 2 inches
     
    #27 Franchise2001, Oct 31, 2001
  8. heypartner

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    Q. What do shanna, franchis for prez and smokey have in common with Lorena Bobbitt's husband.

    A. Joey Buttafuco's New Year's resolution.
     
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  9. heypartner

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    oops, I was trying to think of the guy who got castrated by his girlfriend...not Joey.
     
    #29 heypartner, Oct 31, 2001
  10. Franchise2001

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    John Bobbit
     
    #30 Franchise2001, Oct 31, 2001
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    Q.Why won't hotels in the Northeast feel the effect of the recession next year?

    A. A superfluous nipple
     
    #31 mr_gootan, Oct 31, 2001
  12. gr8-1

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    Q: What is Iraq's secret bilogical weapon?

    A: DoD's Honda Accord.
     
    #32 gr8-1, Oct 31, 2001
  13. heypartner

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    deleted,,,gr8-1's was better.
     
    #33 heypartner, Oct 31, 2001
  14. gr8-1

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    Q: What was gr8-1 seen defacing at the mall?

    A: A bar of soap.
     
    #34 gr8-1, Oct 31, 2001
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    Due to lack of demand, what isn't sold at Salt Lake City grocery stores?

    A: Smurfette
     
    #35 A-Train, Oct 31, 2001
  16. gr8-1

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    Q: Who had a 3 way with Brainy and Hefty smurf?


    A: Plump busting = slump busting.
     
    #36 gr8-1, Oct 31, 2001
  17. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    Q: The mathematical equation expressing the relationship between dateless guys and fat women having sex

    A: CC.net addict
     
    #37 Joe Joe, Oct 31, 2001
  18. heypartner

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    I think that is a real question and answer there Joe Joe and gr8-1...or that was a helluva a question by Joe Joe.
     
    #38 heypartner, Oct 31, 2001
  19. Joe Joe

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    I'm going with helluva question by Joe Joe. What is plump busting?
     
    #39 Joe Joe, Oct 31, 2001
  20. heypartner

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    I figure, plump busting is what guys who need to break out of a dating slump do with fat women.
     
    #40 heypartner, Oct 31, 2001
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