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[OFFICIAL] Size Doesn't Matter

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jeff, May 31, 2007.

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  1. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Who wants to know?
     
  2. swilkins

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    Lucy is a guy and he has a small penis.

    You would too if your name was Lucy.
     
  3. swilkins

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    If shes just sleeping with you, who gives a squat what she thinks?












    j/k
     
  4. the futants

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    Now that sounds like an institute of higher learning from which I'd like a Ph.D...
     
  5. hotballa

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    I remember a joke from a while ago.

    A women was checking out all the guys at a swinger's club when she saw a guy who had a 3 inch penis. Looking disgusted, she asked him "and just who do you think you're going to pleasure with THAT?"

    The man smugly replied "myself".
     
  6. The Real Shady

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    From most of the women who I've discussed this with and were honest with me said that size does matter, but if you love them it doesn't matter.

    So basically if you're packing little down below you better have a great personality or become a pro at going down on a chick.
     
  7. SirCharlesFan

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    I haven't really asked many girls about this, and none that I've been in any type of relationship with, but the general consensus I've gathered is that most females find 7 inches to be the magical number...like, as in, they don't think anything bigger than that would give them more enjoyable sex.
     
  8. Bogey

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    You want a Ph. D in giving Blow Jobs? :confused:
     
  9. RocketMan Tex

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    You officially go orificial, because that's the only thing that can handle you! ;) :D :D

    Take me down to the Galena Park pipeyard...I got me some lubework to do on some stainless steel! :eek: ;) :D

    [​IMG]

    "I'll take the one on the left, please" :D
     
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    "37 percent blamed viewing erotic images as teenagers."

    i think this 37 percent are viewing much different erotic images than i did when i was a teen...
     
  11. tigermission1

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    37% are gay...
     
  12. the futants

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    uh...yeah...
     
  13. Jeff

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    Average penis length is measured when it is erect. And, yeah, damn! Only thing I could think in that instance is, "Sucks to be you, bro."

    That reminds me of a quote from Queer Eye. There was an episode where Carson said, "He's a grower, not a shower." Ewwww! LOL.
     
  14. dntrwl

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    man it would suck so bad to have a small wang, good thing i dont, i mean seriously when you think about it, you're screwed!! suckers!!!
     
  15. Rocket River

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    Like a woman would tell a man what she really feels about that
    "Yes, dear .. . size doesn't mattter"

    Rocket River
     
  16. CoolGuy

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    i wasnt aware that straight guys watched queer eye. :confused:
     
  17. texanskan

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    Size does matter with women, and thank god I'm big ;)

    But talking with women over the years I have heard being a good lover can make up for lack of size.
     
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    what multiplication factors do yall have? i think im about 2-3x. i wonder if anyone has like an exponential 'salute' versus 'sleep' difference. somewhere i read that the bigger it is, the less difference there is between saluting and sleeping.
     
  20. AntiSonic

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    It's all about vaginal sensitivity. Some women require large ones to orgasm, some women could get off from a toothpick, and some can only get off from ****oral stimulation. Stop worrying and enjoy the pie.
     

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